ardynfaye

[ardynfaye]

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

[ardynfaye]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[ardynfaye]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[ardynfaye]

pls reblog for sample size etc

follow for more occasional useless polls :)

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him: I can't host

me: dont worry I know a spot

the spot:

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[ardynfaye]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[ardynfaye]

name them. now.

[ardynfaye]

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

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Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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sorry for nothing but turks shitposts you know how it is

[ardynfaye]

vincent valentine is the shadow the hedgehog of final fantasy

[ardynfaye]

finally together~ (o˘◡˘o)♡

[ardynfaye]

do u think they explored each other’s bodies

#final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 #ffvii #ff7 #ffvii remake #ff7 remake #ffvii rebirth #ff7 rebirth #reno of the turks #reno ff7 #rude of the turks #rude ff7 #reno ffvii #rude ffvii #final fantasy #reno x rude #gay gay homosexual gay #my fucking god these bitches gay #good for them. good for them. #ff7 turks

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damn 😟

[ardynfaye]

I found a retweet of glasses Zerith that's still up: twitter(.)com/MKH13Omasters/status/1739231053423038509

WOW I never knew I needed glasses/ponytail Zack until now 🥵

[ardynfaye]

Chinese food is called takeout because it makes you want to take out your cock