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why is the bassline in handshake so fucking bonkers sexy

#talking #all of beacon has sexy basslines but i never really paid attention too much to handshake's until now. but holy fuckkkkk

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

#tagged for me #Mwah mwah mwah kissing you for this one peach

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i finally have enough albums to ask. How the fuck do i organize these

#im a sorting by color lover but at the same time...i want to keep albums by the same artist together...Fuuuck #talking

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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

#maslow's secondary arrow of needs (jack off -> macaroni straight from the fridge)

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can you take my white ass to the river and drop me in the water

#NEED THIS

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#THIS IS SO REALLLLLLLLLLLL

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you know when something is objectively not funny but it's still about to make you fucking lose your mind anyways. Im like standing waiting at the streetcar stop and after several minutes i turn to my right and the first thing i see is a car with custom license plate "HORLEY" and there's Zero fucking reason for that to be funny to me and yet here i am trying in vain to not laugh next to the other people at the stop

#talking

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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#this is just what being in a voice call with sean is like

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I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

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#honestly? #about me

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

#@cran you guys should send me these but in a way where i can tell which of you is which despite being on anon

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I'm gonna be honest I don't think it's fair to give Big Boss shit for believing in Santa as a grown man. He met multiple ghosts. He fought a guy who could control lightning. When the fury died he turned into a fireball with a screaming face that chased after him. At a certain point I feel like he was just making an educated guess

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im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life

#sorry ive just never thought about it this way before and i feel like ive just had a divine revelation.

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im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life

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im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life