r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
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i love how the most mundane things suddenly become fun and enjoyable when you do them with someone you care about
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not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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a look inside the bedroom of melancholy vampire princess
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting
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attention hits different when u don't have to beg for it
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hmmm i lay in bed all day and I’m very soft and cuddly….. girl I think I might be a plushie
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The idea of someone else not being able to keep their hands off my body is literally intoxicating
like sorry I just want to be desired
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This is a mural in Austin that someone vandalized either way still a nice message
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Bitches love me bcz I’m so fucking earnest
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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
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[stubbing three of my creepy legs on the fridge door] god this kitchen is arachnophobic
my human mom in the next room: That's not funny to me.
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