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Me: Where did healthy common sense go?

Coworker: That thing hasn't been healthy in a long time

Other coworker: It's already dead thanks to the virus

Third coworker from the corner: It's been dead since 2012, we're living through the apocalypse.

Swiss German because I wanna keep the convo

Me: Wo isch de gsunde Menscheverstand?

Arbeitskolleg: De isch scho lang nümme gsund

Andere Arbeitskolleg: Sicher am Virus gstorbe

Dritte Arbeitskolleg, us sinnere Ecke: Tot gsie siit 2012, mer lebet durch Apokalypse

#my workplace currently is... #hmmmm #not very smart regarding rules and policies #I am wearing glasses on top of my glasses and don't see anything #which uhm???? is more of a hazard than me not wearing them #big sigh #I think I need to find myself another job at this point #I'm dying over there

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#important textpost #pears are way worse apples #can't stand them

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Can you draw both Conan and Shinichi solving a case together?

(we have to wait for the answer in the next episode)

#detective conan #look at themmmm #tagged as me

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Reblog this post to slow-blink at the person you reblog this from, indicating that you trust and feel unthreatened around them

#important textpost

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Tim finally found his dad in game verse, too, I'm about to explode

#pokemon #<- there was!!! #I didn't expect anything thanks to the reviews but MAN #that ending got to me no joke

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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

#important textpost #I AM ON IT!!!!!

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impromptu nap pile

#dreamworks trolls #this is adorable help

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Fbfjfizbz but their hugs tho. 🥺

#dreamworks trolls #their hugs are everything bye I'm gonna go

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he's dying 😍

#dreamworks trolls #the caption killed me instantly

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The younger siblings have passed judgement.

#dreamworks trolls #this is too accurate I'm rolling on the floor

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#dreamworks trolls #okay gonna lay down and cry for a bit

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Let Floyd and Branch say “shut the fuck up” 🙏

#dreamworks trolls #that's the movie #that's literally it

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#dreamworks trolls #awwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the last picture oh my god

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I'm so lonesome all the time

Some sweet day

Gonna take away

This hurting inside

#dreamworks trolls #nooo he deserves better!!!!!

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Bros, bros, bros!

#dreamworks trolls #the conspiracy board one has me in tears #they are so stupid #also Branch with the vest in his hands you can't do that to meeee

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Trolls Band Together (2023)

#dreamworks trolls #sjkdhjdhgjdfh #AAAAAAA

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#dreamworks trolls #I love love love how everybody gives floyd crutches