ask-sebastian

[ask-sebastian]

*cautiously*

So

How is Iris the Owl doing? 👀

Iris is well, though for some reason she's moulting. She's been hiding from me recently so I think she may feel somewhat self-conscious about it. An absolutely ridiculous notion, because she could be bald as a plucked chicken and I would still think she is the loveliest bird to grace the castle.

Don't be alarmed if she looks slightly more bedraggled than usual though. I am told that it is normal and will pass in due time.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #iris

[ask-sebastian]

*A fellow Slytherin sits down next to you and whispers to you*

Hey, I wanted to ask you, when was the last time you went into the Forbidden Forest?

Not recently enough. Could do with an extended trek to blow off some steam.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

*under the desk, a knee bumps against yours during class. An accident it would seem, until the knee stays put. A slow smile draws across my lips as I continue to take notes*

#ask-sebastian #sebastian ganders

[ask-sebastian]

*Two students whisper to each other in the hallway.*

"Have you heard? A bee supposedly buzzed into Craven Moreheady's ear."

Hope dear Craven isn't overly disappointed by the bee's poor aim.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

Are there any particular lessons that your mother and father taught you that you always keep in mind? (Whether together, or separately?)

Never pet wet nifflers.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

Buzz buzz, motherfucker.

Hold on to your bubbies.

#sebastian's musical owls #adallegra #honeybee - the head and the heart #i got stung - elvis presley #stayin alive - bee gees

[ask-sebastian]

Morning Musical Owl 🦉

#sebastian's musical owls #zombie x o fortuna - black tiger sex machine/panther #Spotify

[ask-sebastian]

Dearest Seb,

how good are you at Muggle studies?

-- Dinglehopper 

May I call you Hop? Or do you prefer Dingle?

Dingly?

Dinglyhop?

To answer your question, Dinglemeister...

so good.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #sebastian is a diligent student

[ask-sebastian]

Purely out of curiousity, have you ever retaliated against someone or something? Just as an example, and most definitely not something that I've done, setting a book ablaze for spewing lies and to set an example?

The day I set a book ablaze is the day I question my moral compass.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #toria

[ask-sebastian]

Dear Sebastian,

attached to this letter are a few treats for Iris. I bought the whole stash, I wasn't sure what she would like.

I never saw a cuter owl. Her rosy cheeks stole my heart!

With love (for your owl), P. Nutty

*squints at the owl-scratch writing across the parchment*

Merlin, someone would benefit from some remedial penmanship courses.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

Have you ever said "I am sick" to skip classes before? And did anyone believe you? Just wonder how good you are at faking this sort of stuff.

The only thing I dislike more than being ill is a missed opportunity to gain new knowledge.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

*A small Gryffindor Second Year approaches you, barely holding back his tears.*

E-Excuse me, but could you help me?

I lost my nuggets to Zenobia in a b-battle of Gobstones, a-and I really want them back. Can you h-help me?

...I hope that's not a euphemism.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

Sebastian! *Runs over to you.* Here, you forgot your notes. *Is about to hand give you your papers back, when suddenly!!*

OH SHIT!! *Runs away while screaming*

BEHIND YOU!

A BEEeeeEEEeee 🐝 ~

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #tw: flashing gif

[ask-sebastian]

Your hair looks really pretty today. :D

I think I got one of yours, @ask-andrew-montrose

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks

[ask-sebastian]

*quickly leaves a note with a pack of medicine next to you, before walking away*

"Take your meds, prevent your sickness

Love,

Doris Hecat"

An excellent reminder to take care of oneself. I shall keep this medicine stashed away in case I am ever in need. Thank you, darling.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #doris

[ask-sebastian]

Didn’t you hear? Niffler nest hair is the new in style!

Then @ask-andrew-montrose shall be doubly disappointed about his current state, though I think @theodoradevlin should be applauded for such an excellent display of transfiguration skill. Not an easy feat.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks #kiwi #nosy #eva #theo #andrew montrose

[ask-sebastian]

But Sebastian, your hair is perfect!

Certainly not after Nosy has been nesting in it.

#ask-sebastian #sebastian speaks