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hey yall if youre gonna follow this blog and expect posts you have to ask me some questions k

if you cant find the box thing its like

right up there

above 

in the thing

arent i the best at giving directions like god damn take me on a road trip and well never get lost

#ask dave #ask blog #dave strider #homestuck

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Dear ______,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You  should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.  If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I  would build a _______ just  for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.  We could __________ under the stars.  Love,  _______________  (P.S. ______________.)

Write me a letter ʘ‿ʘ

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i still think your gorgeous

(( NOT SURE IF OOC OR NOT BUT WOW IM ))

((THANK YOU? ?  wow >u

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guys this is your late night/early morning questions cue

help a bored guy out?

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of course i do bb

ill love you forever 

love you for always

as long as im living my baby youll be

B*

#this-pathetic-existence #ask dave #ask blog #homestuck #dave strider

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well

i thought it was obvious

B)

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wow man thanks B) 

im p glad john doesnt own me or hed probably force me to do some pranks or other lame shit, well good luck to you!!! hopefully we can talk n stuff since you seem pretty cool man

ask-the-real-strider-stuff started following you

thank2 for followiing me mii2ter 2triider

#a2khuman2olly

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guys check this shit out

look at these badass things i got from six flags

jesus christ its an 8 bit stache why wouldnt i buy these

am i a hipster yet

#ask dave #ask blog #homestuck #dave strider

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yo there mister captor, whats up???

ask-the-real-strider-stuff started following you

thank2 for followiing me mii2ter 2triider

#a2khuman2olly

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#CHRIST ITS NOT HOMESTUCK #BUT ITS FREAKY AS HELL SO #GOODNIGHT

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First person to put 'Mine now' in my ask, owns me for a day.

Like anyone would do this.

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guys whaT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS SHITS TRIPPY 

IM SO CONFUSED WHAT THE SHIT

#jesus christ i need asks #dave strider #ask dave #ask blog #homestuck

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thanks anon

the way you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

you dont know

you dont know youre beautiful

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oh john

you make my kokoro go doki doki desu ka

fucking swoons

#dave strider #homestuck #ask dave #ask blog #golgothasterrible

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jesus christ i..

i think i met john when i was dicking around on pesterchum one day

cant remember

and

if i were to regret being friends with that dumbass id be telling a straight up lie

without john i would have many pointless hours spent doing nothing

a lot of time on my hands

less smiles

nobody to remember when i go places

oh

im sorry i

cant talk about that too much anymore...

#homestuck #dave strider #ask dave #ask blog #derse--dreamer

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Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

dooo it :3

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well

yes

you cant be joking

why would someone pose as such a sexy beast

oops that slipped out of my mouth

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