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Uhh hypothetically if someone uhm idk like walked up to you visibly shaking and crying stuttering words... Perchance out of excitement and they hypothetically asked you to to say 'you're gonna be okay, I'm proud of you" what would you do

Perchance ;-;

I’d tell them exactly what they’d want to hear. Everyone deserves a little bit of encouragement now and then!

So yeah anyone who needs it:

You’re gonna be okay, I’m proud of you.

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Favorite bug Bzzzt?

I like crickets! They make some pretty music! For bugs that is.

Also sand fleas are kind of cool.

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Ever thought about dying your hair? For funsies

Oh yeah, all the time. I just can’t do it on my own, so if I wanted to I’d have to ask Kyborg because I don’t think Mudd wants to dye his fur and I think Gum Gum would try to it the dye. *Bart laughs at his own joke*

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If you had a chance to meet your children (Chosen ones reference), who would be your favorite?

I have kids????

*blog runner someone hands him a piece of paper*

Oh,thanks! Uh.. *he pauses to read all the chosen ones lore about his future kids* Hm.. I like Adeline. She seems pretty cool.

((I am so sorry if this is what you didn’t have in mind my guy Bart doesn’t rlly know right now 😭))

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Do you have a type?

Living and breathing *finger guns*

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If you had a choice between eating a whole beehive or letting someone perform amateur surgery what would you choose

I’ve already been a victim of amateur surgery that’s nothing new so I guess I’ll go with that. *he said with a shrug.*

#bart is trans in my head #(genderfluid masc presenting particularly) #stealing the headcanon that he got top surgery on the Jebbodiah >:) #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd #askbartanything!

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*shoves a microphone in your face* Bart Bart Bart how does it feel to be a single mother raising an orphaned half-orc

He’s more like my little brother but— It’s hard to be a single mother of a kid who’s taller and stronger than you. *he joked, dramatically sighing before laughing a little.*

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Got any tattoos/tattoos you want to get?

Hmm.. I want to get one that’s the infinights’ logo with things representing me and the others surrounding it. Like, there’d be a lute for me, a flower for Gum Gum, a bow for Kyborg, and maybe.. I don’t know.. maybe a badger for Mudd? Might have to workshop that one a bit. *he laughs a little*

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//Huzzah. No more amnesia 👍

//MAGIC ANON IS OVER

[askbartanything]

Thanks buddy. *Bart laughs a little* But yeah we gotta work on your social skills. *he playfully teases*

If you had to swap classes with one person in your party, who would you choose and why?

Anyone? Man.. probably Kyborg. He gets so much damage and he attacks like- 15 gazillion times every turn! I’m honestly kind of jealous. *Bart admits* Don’t tell him I said that though! He’d never let me live it down.

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opinion on puppets?

Puppets are cool! I used to make sock puppets back at the orchardnage actually! Gum Gum loved those things.

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If you were to settle down with anyone (maybe in the future) who would you settle with? Would you ever start a family?

Oh Dia that’s a tough one. I don’t honestly know. I’ve met so many.. so many people that I like and it’s just weird right now. I’ve got a while left to think about that though. *Bart says with a shrug*

As for the family? I’ve probably started one already and just don’t know about it. *he jokes with a laugh*

((Yes this is referring to how it is implied in the chosen ones that Bart was yknow.. a WHORE))

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If you had to swap classes with one person in your party, who would you choose and why?

Anyone? Man.. probably Kyborg. He gets so much damage and he attacks like- 15 gazillion times every turn! I’m honestly kind of jealous. *Bart admits* Don’t tell him I said that though! He’d never let me live it down.

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k ur turn

Roll for backflip!

*Bart looks up from tuning his lute*

Finally some action! *He carefully sets down his lute and walks a good 10 feet away from it, just in case*

A backflip huh? I can sure as hell try! *Bart focused for a little bit before attempting a backflip. He got some airtime but then fell onto the ground.*

Ouch. Y’know, I think Kyborg is better at these things than me. *he laughs and sits up* Next time get me to charm someone, I can do that in the blink of an eye! *he jokes*

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//nonask

Pfft yeah remember when these things were alive? Rip all the ask blogs dude we had lore and then we died.

//nonask

god i miss this being an askblog oh hey also prepare for angst from my main okay byeee

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If I were to say, kidnap you in the middle of the night and hold you for ransom, could I become an NPC?*

Also, I might have made one of those little wooden posing figures for drawing into you, how do you feel about that bart? * I made reference and character art for her too. I have gone insane haven't I?

Sorry- a what? Uh- Please don’t kidnap me? *Bart seemed a bit startled*

Uh- I guess if you wanna draw me then get my good side! *he joked with a laugh*

#((Ur not insane buddy Bart is worth the character art -Vee/Blog owner)) #askbartanything! #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd

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((Non-ask/OOC))

((This is such a cute headcanon omg I’m stealing this -Vee))

Been thinking recently of Barts backstory and how the events in his life would fit into a timeline.

Bart came from Tetora, was placed in the orphanage, found Gum Gum, became a pirate on the Jebediah, and then went back to pick up Gum Gum again.

If we consider Stinky Dragon Adventures as canon, in an episode where Bart infiltrates an orphanage, he explains how he’d been taken in by a not-so-good family, so he ran away and went to get his real family (Gum Gum).

Timeline:

I like to think that Bart had a few years to get to know Gum Gum and help raise him in the orphanage, teaching him simple things like how to count and the ABC’s.

Eventually, Bart gets adopted, asking the family that chose him if Gum Gum can come too. The family isn’t subtle with their disdain, raising major red flags. Bart is crushed, forced to say goodbye to his one and only friend. He’s adopted against his will, realizing later on how neglectful his “family” is.

He runs away, becoming a pirate on the Jebediah after being found by Marge. Bart lives the best years/months of his life, but every night he can’t stop thinking of the baby half-orc he left all alone in that orphanage. The guilt becomes all-consuming, as well as the hunger that he has to make a name for himself; something he can’t do by being a member on the ship.

He bids Marge goodbye, telling the crew that he’ll see them again some time in the future.

Once Bart finds the orphanage, he’s relieved to see Gum Gum still there, but shocked at how much he’s grown. Gum Gum doesn’t recognize him at first, and Bart realizes he must have changed a bit too from his days on the Jebediah. But after a second or two Gum Gum lights up, scooping Bart up into a big hug.

#not an ask #out of character