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PV how do you feel about wearing skinny jeans, be honest

PV: i quite like them!

#Shadow milk is PETRIFIED #Mans witnessing the horrors #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake

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There’s over 10 different AUs of you! So yeah there’s a lot of silly vanillies

PV: oh wow, that is a lot!

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk

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Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla do you consider yourselves apart of the Vanillaverse? Where like different versions of you guys exist and some even meeting each other 👀

Pure Vanilla: there’s more of us-?

Shadow Milk: sounds like a real handful to deal with more than one Silly Vanilly, heh—

#All silliness aside #I would LOVE to be part of the vanillaverse #That’d be so funky #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake

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Ngl I'm quite worried for Dark Cacao, how's the king himself doing in this totally normal and fine day?

the camera cuts to Dark Cacao’s kingdom. It’s odd, it doesn’t appear there’s a device visible on Dark Cacao’s end— if he does, he doesn’t take any note of it.

Cacao Kingdom Lookout: sir, the walls are crumbling— they’ve held up for a while, but…

Dark Cacao: but what…?

Cacao Kingdom Lookout: We’re not sure how long until they collapse, sir. This new enemy… he’s incredibly powerful. He looks to be trying to take over the kingdom.

Dark Cacao: The kingdom will not fall to this tyrant. If we cannot wait them out, we must mobilize our troops to fight.

Cacao Kingdom Lookout: …of course, sir. I will inform them promptly.

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #dark cacao cookie #dark cacao crk #dark cacao kingdom #Edited bc i donked up #Silent salt does not have the dark cacao souljam #my bad guys

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Ever heard of a fae? I’m unsure if they exist in your realm, but they might considering you have faeries. The fae are cruel tricksters that lack understanding of human emotions, who often speak in riddles. There’s many more things I could tell you about the fae, but the basic gist of it is that I find you, shadow milk cookie, very similar to them.

Shadow Milk: Oh really~? Well, i’ll admit, it certainly sounds like one faerie i knew…

#Bro is literally beating a dead horse #Let elder rest in peace #He will take any chance to insult elder faerie QHSHDHSH #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #Also holy crap i posted #This blog isnt dead!! I promise!!

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sorry i haven’t been posting, i kinda got hit with burnout

The blog is not abandoned, i will get back to posting your regularly scheduled cookie yaoi soon

#ooc post

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Is pure vanilla cookie evil or grey morally in this alternative universe?

#He’s like . #Teetering on evil #Mostly cuz he’s a SIMP #*cough* anyways #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk

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You know how you bleed jam? Well the witches and other organics bleed blood instead of mashed strawberries and sugar.

SM: i see.

PV: thank you for clearing that up, anon.

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To pv and smc, what happened when you got free? Did you bring havoc and destruction to the world? If you did, why are you two together? Shouldn't smc be going out on a chaotic spree?p

SM: Well, a lot has changed since i was imprisoned. PV is trying to catch me up to speed, and show me a bit of what i missed. it’s also nice to talk to them, i suppose…

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake

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in honor of boop day

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #boop #boop o meter #april fool's day

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Whats your favorite foods and music? I hope everything is going well for the both of you.

SM: my favorite food is ice cream. Mint chip especially…

PV: my favorite music… probably anything calm or orchestral. My favorite instrument is the cello.

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake

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Impressive, you got that last riddle correct.

It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.

It is the start of every end, the end of every place.

-/ Enigma Anon

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk

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Well.. how about you show them that you're a good leader Shadow Milk? Convince them that having you in charge isn't a bad thing and there's no need for revolution or whatever!

He’s trying… he’s a tad bit intimidating though.

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk

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Shilk I’m stealing your hat and eating it.

- Feral Possum Anon

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk

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now right here we see peepaw vanilla being what we call in the industry "down bad"

#Devsis made a mistake adding this costume bc #Simpnilla canon #I can have him be as down bad as i want >:] #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk

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Shadow Milk Cookie, if given the option, would you rule the kingdom with pure vanilla? Aka effectively marrying him?

(Also can I be nebula anon please :]?)

SM: w-well, we already somewhat co-rule… but marriage?! That’d be crazy— yeah, th-that’d never happen—

#Of course you can be nebula anon !! #Also unfortunately for you guys my favorite trope is characters wildly in denial soo #SUFFER RAHHHH #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake

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White Lily’s inciting a revolution? What’s that all about?

Sm: yes, it’s very annoying. They’re trying to “take back the faerie kingdom” or whatever. Foolish! Don’t they know this land originally belonged to us beasts?

#cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #crk au #cookie run #cookie run kingdom au #cr kingdom au #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk