askingkyborg

[askingkyborg]

Have you heard about the character songs? And if not, here's yours! (also take seal 🦭)

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character songs? Sounds cool!

*kyborg starts to listen and starts fist pumping in the air, hooting and hollering*

WOOOO! now THIS would make FANTASTIC work out music! yeahhhh!!! thanks for showing this to me, anon! Makes me sound freakin' awesome! Not that im not already!

#askingkyborgtxt #kyborg #ask blog

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i know im on my ask blog but this is so chip and ellga core i could die

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

#stinky dragon pod #tales from the stinky dragon #chip haney #ellga von brath

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would you rather always be covered in rain even when sunny or also be hot and sunny even in the winter

i love the winter, so i guess id settle for rain!

[askingkyborg]

Hows Fred the Fox? Also whats ur workout routine :0

Freds doing great! *kyborg smiles and picks fred up, kissing his forehead* oh my work out routine? i like doing arms first, then legs, finish with core. I've been doing burpies curls and leg lifts as my main forms of exercise though!

#askingkyborgtxt

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Who in your party would you sing up for:

Kindergarten

Gr8

And gr 12?

uhh, well, i bet your probably expecting me to put gumgum in kindergarden- but i think bart might fit in more, high wise. Besides, gumgums probably as smart as most eighth graders- and its obvious where mudd belongs!

#askingkyborgtxt

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//nonask

Sobs screams cries oomfg i have so much poetry but no where to put it bc my publisher is a dumb dumb wahhh

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Stars

by Louise Glück

I’m awake; I am in the world — I expect no further assurance. No protection, no promise.

Solace of the night sky, the hardly moving face of the clock.

I’m alone — all my riches surround me. I have a bed, a room. I have a bed, a vase of flowers beside it. And a nightlight, a book.

I’m awake; I am safe. The darkness like a shield, the dreams put off, maybe vanished forever.

And the day — the unsatisfying morning that says I am your future, here is your cargo of sorrow:

Do you reject me? Do you mean to send me away because I am not full, in your word, because you see the black shape already implicit?

I will never be banished. I am the light, your personal anguish and humiliation. Do you dare send me away as though you were waiting for something better? There is no better. Only (for a short space) the night sky like a quarantine that sets you apart from your task.

Only (softly, fiercely) the stars shining. Here, in the room, the bedroom. Saying I was brave, I resisted, I set myself on fire.

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I SAW THIS AND GOOFED UH FUCK UH

ME AND CHIP

I was bored so I'm starting a picrew chain :)

Little guy!

Anyways tagging @thesaucemanstrikesback , @snobgoblin , @gay-squirrel4 sorry if I forgot anyone :)

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This is half a post so nobody makes assumptions on what side this account is on based off the fact ive not said anything about where i stand (i dont know enough to have a stand, ive not dealt with enough of the people in this to be able to say anything, so im just gunna shut my mouth and do what i feel like needs to be done, and not say anything), and the other half is just to admit to the fact that the man running this account has a fucking mullet thing right now.

//nonask

what in the actual fuck happened in the past 35 minutes what hello

Lunch table actually what the fuck. Uh.

retreating to main account because i dont know whats going on. I'l fuckin' monitor this shit but uh. Gunna dip out because haha, yeah no.

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//nonask

what in the actual fuck happened in the past 35 minutes what hello

Lunch table actually what the fuck. Uh.

retreating to main account because i dont know whats going on. I'l fuckin' monitor this shit but uh. Gunna dip out because haha, yeah no.

[askingkyborg]

//nonask and IM GOING TO RESPOND TO MY ASK BOX I FUCKING SWEAR IM JUST HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME PUTTING MY BRAIN INTO CHARACTER MODE

anyhow

who would read a human TFTSD au based off my sims save with the main 4's both together in a room (well barney isnt actually in the house hes their neighbour but still) because like. I love the idea of those two rag tag groups being forced to live in a house together. Ellga and gumgum would play dolls, i feel like mathilde and mudd would love each other but also annoy the shit out of the other very passive aggressively. Kyborg and bart would get into some sort of feud with barney over lute playing and arrow firing, and the infinights would all think chip was a psycho murderer (has a double bed with only one half filled, two closets and two sinks but never mentions having a spouse to them and has knives under his pillow. Absolute i killed my loved one" energy that just contrasts with his amazing dad/roommate energy.

#tales from the stinky dragon #stinky dragon pod #kyborg #tftsd mudd #bart tftsd #gumgum #ellga tftsd #mathilde tftsd #barney farney

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//nonask

alright lunch table pucker up its asking kyborgs turn to make out sloppy style with all of you im tired of not being unhinged

#I dont know #askingkyborgtxt

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//nonask

HEY @hamletunfortunately

I NAMED MY PLANT AFTER YOU

LOOK AT HIM

#succulents

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Hes our whore your honour

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is it just me who, with the white shoes on white socks on the chip puppet, constantly thinks hes wearing knee high whore boots?

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//nonask

is it just me who, with the white shoes on white socks on the chip puppet, constantly thinks hes wearing knee high whore boots?

#stinky dragon pod #tales from the stinky dragon #chip haney #delete later

[askingkyborg]

Gahh on one hand my dude bro of all time is mr chip haney but also ellga but also chip. Im dead

I'm making you pick your pain that'll come soon

Keep in mind, this might change depending on the new episode on Tuesday, but ANGST

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//nonask

Damn my phone is just getting cooler and cooler every day

gum gum art bcz i forgot gum gum week srry guys,,, also rate the new way i color shit be homest is is shit (constructive critism onl y plss,,,)

i like to think he paints his nails rainbow and has an attachment to colorful things (cough flowers cough) bcz Dia and her followers have a lot of rainbow themes