askjeffsolderbrother

[askjeffsolderbrother]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lights everything in a 5km radius on fire* -The Arsonist

NONONONONO WAIT

LETS DOOO THHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

did I send the ask or did I fail?- I have begun to get paranoid! :D -The Arsonist

sorry Liu (my mom) made me help him try and fail to kill Jane. (unload the dishwasher.) I’m back tho!

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*slowly pulls a lighter out of my pocket giggling insanely* -The Arsonist

oh no

QUICK, BEOFRE HE FIRE PROOFS IT, LETS LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

YEAH COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Arsonist

I LOOOVVVEE COOKIES!!!!!!!!

*steals all da lighters* none of these are allowed near here.

I’m sorry… WAT?!

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

*hands Sully funfetti cookie while turning to Liu* Nah man idk what you did either but you did something so Sullys better. -The Arsonist

okay, I guess..?

WOHOOOOO COOKIES!!!!!!

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Sully you should join @council-for-demons

ohh ok I’ll go do that:D

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

GUESS WHAT!!!! THE GODDAMNED FUCKING PROTEST WAS CANCELLED!!! AND FATHER AND I ONLY FOUND OUT WHEN WE FUCKING ARRIVED!!! WE WALKED FROM A TRAIN STATION FOR 35 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET THERE ONLY TO WALK BACK!!! ITS SO SAD!!!! also would have come back sooner but turns out we had people coming over so I couldnt- -The Arsonist

THATS JUST SAD😭😭😭

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Sully Ive got these weird cookies that are like a bunch of stuff called 'funfetti' cookies or something do you want one? I SHALL NOT GIVE YOU A COOKIE LIU HAHAHAHHA -The Arsonist

Ohh yes please!

*fire proofing the house* …I still don’t understand what I did wrong.

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Jeff needs a hug!

yeah, you’re right! *hugs Jeff*

I am not. Hugging. Jeff.

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

happy September 21st guys:)

sorry Liu’s trying desperately to sound like he knows what the fucks going on on the internet again don’t mind his antics.

uhh is there smthn I’m supposed to say after that?

yeah totally ur supposed to say bread *lying, duh*

okay

bread

no, Fancy.

✨bread✨

fancier.

✨b◦r◦e◦a◦d✨

fanciest.

✨✨ⓑⓡⓔⓐⓓ✨✨

All together now.

happy September 21st guys:) ✨✨ⓑⓡⓔⓐⓓ✨✨:3

now thats how u internet. 😎

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

[askjeffsolderbrother]

Oh wait forgot to say I was the arsonist damnit -The Arsonist

[askjeffsolderbrother]

AHHHH TERRIFYING JUMPSCARE!!! Also gotta go protest now so see ya tomorrow! :D

Oaky, see you at tomorrows cult meeting!

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Nah man cant be a cop I'm on the @the-illegal-wizard-council the thing is was gonna mention another council but it only has 8 members sooooooo -The Arsonist

ok so ur a criminal too then that’s good. Guess I shoulda picked that up cause ur an arsonist but I was just making sure. :)

*sploomderman jumpscare*

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Oh nvm I found it its okay and I probably wont come back after, its a late one. Theres still half an hour until I leave tho soooooo -The Arsonist

Yay! Well slenders tryina murder me so idk what I did.

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

NO DONT MURDER SULLY I LOVE SULLY SULLYS AMAZING AND SULLYS SO GOOD AT DRAWING DONT KILL HIM I'LL KILL YOU I'M WITH THE- Oh wait i cant reveal myself- BUT DONT HURT SULLYYYYYY -The Arsonist

wait r u a cop bc I feel like I’m probably on like 6 watchlists by now bc I live with Liu so uh oh… but YEAH DONT HURT MEEEE

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[askjeffsolderbrother]

Nah Slendy mate I dont have money I'm not paying -The Arsonist

no wait, i meant….

…

ya know what nvm. I’ll just murder Sully instead.

WAT

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