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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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((Inspired by this post ))

#disco elysium

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It's true that there's no practicable way to frame "style theft" as intellectual property issue that wouldn't have horrifying consequences for independent artist, but that doesn't mean we can't have sympathy for all the artists who've spent their lives perfecting the craft of drawing moist-lipped, glassy-eyed, vaguely oily-looking anime girls in three-quarter profile and now everybody thinks they're a robot.

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I hope no one's done this already

#tlt

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#it says through his jorts. you gotta commit.

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#inseminate him......

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我不想他活在我心中， 我想他活在这个世界。

#langyabang

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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

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this bit will be the death of me

imagine being so autistic you almost choose being a murderer as your carrer path. i love him.

#dungeon meshi

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Happy New Year by lei min

#broo no dont paint in the eyeballs he'll come to life youre too good at painting dragons #(very cool art!)

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i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

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[ID: Mob Psycho 100 fanart. The first shows Mob with his head shadowed and eyes glowing like he's in ???% mode, staring down imposingly at a frog which sits below him and is glowing with Mob's aura.

The second shows Mob speaking via Tumblr post by @/morganalefays to Dimple, Ritsu, Reigen, Teru, Tome, and Serizawa. He says with a neutral expression, "no offense but im going to get better and i'm taking all of you up with me." End ID]

People love him for his nice kindness

#mp100

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#i had charlie the unicorn on my mp4 #the first two videos and also the songs separately

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#hades

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the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

#leverage

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i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me