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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

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Tomb raider 2013: Sam is so important to Lara that her entire motivation for much of the game is saving her. Lara will go through hell and back, to the point that she'll forever be changed as a person, all for Sam's sake. She will tear this entire island apart, along with everyone on it, if it means Sam is safe once again

Rise and Shadow of the Tomb Raider: Sam? Sam who?

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anyone else relate

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This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

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The Care and Feeding of Waspish Widows is book two of the Feminine Pursuits Series by Olivia Waite. I absolutely devoured this one, just like the characters deliciously devoured one another.

7.5/10

#books #wlw #wlw books #olivia waite #the lady's guide to celestial mechanics #the care and feeding of waspish widows #feminine pursuits series

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The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics is book one in the Feminine Pursuits Series by Olivia Waite and I can't believe I've been sitting on this for so long. Think Sarah Waters with a lot more happy things and a lot less sad things.

8/10

Can't believe it's taken me this long to discover it.

#books #wlw #wlw books #olivia waite #the lady's guide to celestial mechanics #feminine pursuits series

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cunt dykeula. is this anything.

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Have an electrician over today & he comes through from the kitchen like 'i was looking at that poster on your wall wondering how I hadn't heard of the movie so I googled it. What is the point. Is it just there to catch people out.' And I'm like, well,

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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They're always on my mind, so I might as well draw them again

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got a pussy like an ashtray

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seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance