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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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David vs. babies

#me

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mods are asleep post grandpas fucked up bed from stardew valley

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@teethtorn

*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

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A batch of Mimikkyu variant commissions! I’m so glad people like these babies and that I get to make more for everyone!

Here’s some info if you wanna commission your own!

Other Variants I’ve made

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I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

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im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

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Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

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A Concept: Kageyama “Mob” Shigeo wearing a flower crown

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both conceptually and in practice moira is so fucking funny. her entire everything just screams “this glam metal butch scientist has never experienced shame, self-doubt, regret, or any other emotion linked to self-preservation or common sense”

#overwatch #look i love moira

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art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

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#FUCK

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im glad joker is out for smash so i can poorly photoshop bayonettas legs onto him instantly

#poorly photoshop?

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Still, you would have loved me only if I had been something holy.

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don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away