Ana: Mother Swims Best

Are many people still playing it?

I used to love it, with several hundred hours split between mostly Pharah and Mercy with a still-sizable amount of time on a double handful of other characters.

I played it a couple times between now and then and it seemed to have become pretty unbalanced and extra toxic at that time – did that trend continue? Is it worth re-purchasing now that I have a console again?

It was legit one of my top 3 favorite games of all time back in the day and I’d love to play it again if it hasn’t become a total shit show. Please feel free to reblog with your reply so this gets spread around enough for me to get a bunch of answers

According to my wife, this is a nightmare version of would happen if D.va from Overwatch played Destiny 2. (And was a real person.)

You even can’t imagine how long I was waiting for this moment 😇

I did a mini photoshoot for my daddy here are a few of my favorite ones

Anyone around the age 15 who plays overwatch wanna play with me some time?

:/

Majority of Overwatch Characters: Have complex backstories tied together in a big web of intricate plot and speculation. Have huge relevence.

The Junkers, Hammond and Orisa: *record scratch* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation…

Soldier 76: I Didn’t Start This Halloween, But I Am Damn Well Gonna Finish It

Roadhog: Be careful.

Junkrat: No need to worry, ‘careful’ is me middle name.

Roadhog: I know your middle name and I wish it was careful.

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Hope you’re all having a good new year so far! Voting can by done by patrons [here] and the choices this month consist of the following:

- Pharah x Mercy

- Zarya x Moira

-Sigma x Roadhog

New skin who dis?

when you haven’t drawn Hanzo in forever but you can whip one out for some new content

I PLAY TO WIN

Soldier 76: Old Men Never Die, And They Don’t Fade Away

A/N: I’m pretty sure this request shows that I know nothing about martial arts but I hope you enjoy it anyway, lol.

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Genji Shimada

• Genji’s out here digging up a copy of the rule book and bringing it to the ref and whoever else he needs to until something happens
• He’s obviously very upset that you got hurt but he handles it pretty calmly
• Although, having a tall and fairly intimidating robot man angry-walking towards you is probably pretty terrifying on its own, no matter how calm and buttery the robot man’s voice is
• Needless to say, the situation gets dealt with pretty quickly
• You’re on your way to the hospital and your opponent is on their way to be served consequences
• This isn’t totally on-topic but people at the hospital definitely think you just have a cool service robot until they try to give Genji an order and he looks them in the eye and is like, “I’m the boyfriend”
• Everyone then is very embarrassed
• But you and Genji also get a free hospital stay and some decent food, so neither of you is complaining
• Genji sleeping in your hospital bed with you
• Curled around you like a big ole puppy
• He lets the people do their jobs but as soon as you’re put in his care, it’s full Nurse Genji mode

Hanzo Shimada

• Hanzo’s… a tad more chaotic
• He can and will throw hands
• After making sure you’re okay, of course
• Backseat medic
• Hovers over their shoulders and points out things he doesn’t think they’re doing right
• You may have to tell him to knock it the fuck off
• If you end up needing to go to the hospital, he rides you
• And quietly rants to you almost the entire time
• This is where he starts preparing to throw hands
• May or may not make vague threats about shooting whoever hurt you
• And the ref
• And the owners of the building the tournament took place in
• And any other higher-ups
• Hanzo, no, stop incriminating yourself
• If the injury is so serious that immediate surgery or something has to happen, he stays in the hospital waiting room the entire time
• Perched in a chair, like a statue
• An angry statue
• A very angry statue that glares at almost everyone who even looks at him
• As soon as you’re in a room, he’s there with you and doting on you like a stressed-out mother
• He starts taking over the nurse’s work without even really noticing, and you probably have to convince him to calm down again before said nurse kicks him out
• He stays perched at your side until you decide to take a nap or something
• Then he takes a brief outing
• To go scare the martial arts people into making sure that the situation is properly dealt with and that your opponent is properly punished
• This involves lots of hiding in the shadows of people’s rooms and not-vague threats of shooting them
• When you wake up, it’s like he’s never left and he’s back to doting on you
• Congrats, you have a Hanzo servant for the next… however long it takes for you to heal

YOU SHOULD JOIN MY CREW

Orisa: Are You Satisfied With Your Barbecue?

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