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you know I really wish I could be a jauntily-dressed little nonbinary fag wearing dark academia vamp-core outfits but the truth is ...I'm way too lazy. I'm pajama nonbinary. I wanna sleep instead

#ME ME ME ME #pajama nonbinary is my generder identity #wow i cant spell

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it's just so hard balancing being so cool and popular at the same time 😔

#utmv #hes so babygirl

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Golden hour 🍯

#places

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this is why Error doesn’t work for Nightmare.

(idea credit to @lover-of-skellies 💛)

#utmv

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

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Oh my god!!???

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Doodles containing mostly nm lmao

#utmv

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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"hello again i offer you my partner's shih tzu. he gets poodle feet when groomed because his feet get itchy from the grass and his tongue is forever sticking out (sometimes i have to poke it in for a second so he can rehydrate it lest it dry out and wrinkle like a raisin). he was a stud for a little while because he's akc and his original owners have a show shih tzu but on his last "date" he went so ham he injured his back and we feared he would need to be a wheelchair dog for the rest of his life (he's fine he literally just got better on his own somehow). we theorize he's the way he is because he got parvo as a baby but survived because god won't let him die

his name is pepperoni -- nicknames include pepper, pepe, pepanomi, and big man. we love him"

ohhonhon pepe, un garcon de amour. puis-je peux vous offrir un verre?

#i'm in love with his little feetsies #i want to give every dog clean feetsies. put a poodle cut on that man #dogs

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