awkwardlysilver

[awkwardlysilver]

"I read some book once detailing how to perform the Black Sacrament. You know, to summon the Dark Brotherhood? It's got to be a joke, right? I mean, if you can source fresh body parts for the ritual, what in Oblivion do you need an assassin for?"

--Skordo the Knife

[awkwardlysilver]

Because they made me alive 💛

#critical role spoilers #critical role #fcg #bells hells #critical role fanart

[awkwardlysilver]

Just a Keyleth straight out of my comfort zone. Did you happen to know that you can commission me? I'd love it if you commissioned me. Link in my bio.

[awkwardlysilver]

[awkwardlysilver]

[awkwardlysilver]

Commission for Veenus (ARK OC)

[awkwardlysilver]

Painted an adventure I had with some friends in Ark Survival Ascended. Video of process below

[awkwardlysilver]

The initial base on Scorched Earth. I'm still trying to figure out what to build on the "island" on the other side of the well at this location. I was thinking of a true workshop that has room to put dedicated storage in.

#Ark Survival Ascended #The “courtyard” area is on the smaller side when doing breeding projects #But it also doesn't look REALLY out of place and empty space when I have everything put away while I'm offline. #Naked & Afraid server #There's frozen lemonade in the barrel at the outer gate #It's my attempt at being an “oasis stop” on the dunes. So if you ever pass by at my little spot in the north dunes #feel free to grab some! It's lightweight water that won't evaporate before you actually need it lmfao

[awkwardlysilver]

I'm not sure how it happens but every time I start playing Ark Survival Ascended after work it's suddenly 3am and I have 5 hours until work.

#im not sure what it is about playing on a server that makes things infinitely more fun for me #considering im a solo PvE player #but i will literally start playing at 5pm and then 10 minutes later it's 3am #ark survival ascended

[awkwardlysilver]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[awkwardlysilver]

She has a little window

[awkwardlysilver]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[awkwardlysilver]

most insane part of the collab according to my WoL

#I had fun specifically switching to summoner for that fight cause in my head it was funny to be a job that uses a mini-version big bad #and imagining this stoic hero guy see this mini-ifrit and go “w-what's that.”

[awkwardlysilver]

Random dilo and amarga from Nat Hist ☀️

#started playing on this server recently #and i gotta say it's nice seeing people actually wandering around in places besides hotspots #Volcano IC week has been spoiling me :) #As someone who usually hangs out in the swamp it's nice to actually see traffic more than just one person every 4 hours

[awkwardlysilver]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[awkwardlysilver]

free him

[awkwardlysilver]

Pikasitting

[All comics in order here]

#panels 5 and 7 are literally me when someone asks me to do something for them