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#...NO #NOOOOO #now it's stuck in my head #ffxiv

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HUZZZAH!! I STAND BY MY HEADCANON!! WHEEEE!!

Gee ffxiv it sure is a good thing that we have two moons and only the first one was a fucked up spaceship. I'm so glad the other moon is just a normal moon and not a fucked up spaceship. Hold on I have a weird rabbit creature (who lives on the normal moon) trying to talk to me. Okay. Alright. Hmm, I see... WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE IS ALSO A FUCKED UP SPACESHIP

#elpis #ffxiv

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#ffxiv #lahabrea #HNNNNNNGH

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

#that's just a 2 year old #they do that

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

#this is fantastic fucking commentary

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He's a magic man...

"Come on home, girl," he said with a smile.

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

#pretty sure some of you guys like these movies so have at!

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Deadpool & Wolverine 🔥

#I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED OH MY GODS #MY INNER 13 YEAR OLD IS VIBRATING AND SCREEING AT THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT #deadpool and wolverine

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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

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why, vice chief, what big dead fish eyes you have.

#what is this? #i already like his tired face

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

#*CACKLING* #though tbf...the ffxiv dragons (middy at least) seem to follow that first but quite a bit in their own alien way

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The Painted Lady ✨🌊❤️

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WHICH WEATHER EVENT?

CAN MY CONVERSION HC ACTUALLY WORK??

Gee ffxiv it sure is a good thing that we have two moons and only the first one was a fucked up spaceship. I'm so glad the other moon is just a normal moon and not a fucked up spaceship. Hold on I have a weird rabbit creature (who lives on the normal moon) trying to talk to me. Okay. Alright. Hmm, I see... WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE IS ALSO A FUCKED UP SPACESHIP

#ffxiv

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Gee ffxiv it sure is a good thing that we have two moons and only the first one was a fucked up spaceship. I'm so glad the other moon is just a normal moon and not a fucked up spaceship. Hold on I have a weird rabbit creature (who lives on the normal moon) trying to talk to me. Okay. Alright. Hmm, I see... WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE IS ALSO A FUCKED UP SPACESHIP

#see everyone keeps asking the question “did the ancients not have a moon??” #i always took the moon having been converted into a space ship on the source #though since there's a corresponding similarity to where zodiark was held regarding the 13th #what's to say that the other reflections didn't also have space ship componets built into them? #we just don't explore the First's moon (how can we?) #ffxiv #anywho i hc it was a conversion #dalamud was the only artifical moon #and theeeeen i drop down a few posts and remember that Elpis had no Moon #godsdammit #guess the ancients controlled the tides as well then #(i like my headcanon better)

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#...i am an anime fan #i know many an opening/ending theme well #can sing them too

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gale pondering the forked tongue thinking "this better not awaken anything in me...."

#hnnnnnnnnnngh #yeeeessssss #rolan x gale #gale dekarios #bg3 rolan