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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#v.a.n by bad omens and poppy #absolute banger

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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i cant believe people just talk about sports and theyre being serious

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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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$20 to rent a movie online for 48 hours i need yall to get so real right now bc that is insane. “that’s the average cost” which is a problem!! if im paying $20 i better get the film on dvd to have and watch forever

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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https://fb.watch/mjDHL25iin/?mibextid=Nif5oz

#cute animals