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jean’s so funny these are like twenty pages apart

#he had this effect on people #SORRY. IM NOT READING IT. IM NOT #don't you dare forget what i am

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kevin is everyone's pretty princess fr like it's crazy even riko couldn't say no to him kevin said i want andrew on court and riko was like we get andrew then he said i want to major in history and riko was like we major in history then he wanted jean at usc because he loves usc so now jean is at usc he wants night practice he gets night practice he wants to be the best exy player now there's no way anyone can surpass him it's just how it's done kevin gets what kevin wants and i wouldn't have it any other way

#im not into aftg anymore but my gawd kevin day....my pet rock.....i love him #don't you dare forget what i am

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genuinely none of us would survive a book from kevin day's perspective

#this would be catastrophic for me. nuclear meltdown. no survivors.

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kevin has a super secret mood that literally only andrew and nicky can tell when he’s entered; it’s called I Need A Crunchwrap Supreme Or Else

#STILL MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME

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#GOOD HEAVENS #love the colors here theyre awesome. and how you draw faces is so pleasing i love the eyes and eyebrows especially #something you didn't even have a name for

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For the last time Neil is not oblivious he's just so busy playing 5d chess with everyone he meets that the concept of regular chess baffles and bores him. Matt what do you mean I should hook up with a cheerleader can't you see I'm busy waging psychological warfare on a Frenchman.

#hes so annoying. obsessed #i think he should take a vitamin. perhaps several #here is where my body lies (it lied as well in life)

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opinion on the jean/trojan book?????????

i hope the trojans are crazy insane i want them in golf carts on the highway

#this is actually new info to me IS THERE A PLOT? #ask #anonymous

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are you mad at me? would you like to be

#here is where my body lies (it lied as well in life)

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#i cant see the poll i hope the bouncer who neil paid to knock him out is an option

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to be fair the most in-character thing neil "i have to blend with the shadows" josten did was giving up the fact that he could speak french for the whole purpose of starting shit up with kevin

#hes paranoid and secretive and obsessive but above all else he is a bitch #which is why he is simply the funniest guy ever

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thinking about the cyberpunk au again

#HELLOOOOO #IM ONBOARD FOR THIS #abort retry fail?

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i feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that for the entire aftg series until baltimore the majority of the foxes thought neil had parents and family in millport

#>mfw the insane freshman is actually a triple murder baby and his parents arent actually dentists

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latching onto characters that have “i’m already dead at the start of this story” written on their foreheads like that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read

#me with patroclus

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i see y'all found a kevneil post of mine, we love.

also the first person to ever knock baby backliner neil flat on his ass was kevin in that scrimmage back when neil was 8. intricate rituals. neil doesn't conflate the way his helmet clacked against the ground with love, obviously, but the little tap kevin did to neil's helmet after he helped him up??? that's a different story

#OH THE RITUALS? THE INTRICATE RITUALS? ARE THE RITUALS INTR #you fell in love once and still haven't found your way out #neil later in life: of course im obsessed with him he was the first person to....inspire me to play exy #my jesus god its about conflating childhood friends and innocence with adrenaline and exhilaration of the game and then falling in love #everything is shining and sparkling... #whatever. hope we all explode. they are so in love its sickening

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the whole book centers around neil being good at exy or at least passionate enough to become really good at exy and every time a fic mentions how good at exy neil is i'm over here like: that is my baby!!!! look at him go!!

#as his parents were taking him to exy practice every day but then we actually see him and its like OH SHIT HES ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT? #i just thought he needed to get his aggression out for 3 hours 6 times a week

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So I’m reading tfc for the twenty-teenth time and all I can think is damn Neil’s eyes must be tired from wearing contacts 18 hours a day.

#THIS IS SENDING ME

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never forget that nora put zac efron as her neil josten fancast

#she WHAT?