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Aged well I guess………

we should pay subwoolfer to eat the queen of england (she is a grandma) and get rid of her once and for all

Is this before, during or after the jubilee?

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Nothing but respect for my alto president Godstrakta

This is the most valid confession I’ve ever received ever

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escserbia #konstrakta #alto supremacy #as a contralto I will take any alto love I can get

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IM WRITING A FANFIC ON ACHILLE LAURO X AMANDA TENFJORD HELP😭😭😭

HETEROSEXUALS? IN MY EUROVISION?!

10 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escgreece #escsanmarino

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Sam Ryder is Jesus with Golden Retriever™ energy

He rose to second place like Jesus rose to the heavens

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escuk #Sam Ryder #love a bit of casual blasphemy

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I’m sure Alvan doesn’t hate you personally

Nah we got beef

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escfrance

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MORBESKIN!!!!

Which esc 2022 contestant is gonna morb?

Alvan, he looks like Jared Leto

#HOLY SHIT

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Which esc 2022 contestant is gonna morb?

Alvan, he looks like Jared Leto

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escsweden #alvan #alvan & ahez #he reposts every Instagram story that mentions him except mine #so clearly he hates me #so I’m slandering him #I’m also pulling the race card the bi card the nonbinary card the disabled card #/j #lol kinda #but yes Alvan is a morbhead #all the songs in Magma would be on the Morbius soundtrack I guess idk I didn’t see the film

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lorraine to represent the uk next year with alison hammond on backing vocals... they compete against gino for italy

Honestly Gino representing Italy would make all my dreams come true

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc

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Should have known Fulenn wouldn’t have done well, it was the only French entry I’ve stanned since Twin Twin and we all know how that went

Gonna come clean with y’all, I sent this in myself. Thought I’d come clean about accidentally cursing French entrants

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escfrance #Twin Twin #Alvan & Ahez #je suis désolé

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Papa Pingouin is best girl

Papa Pingouin supremacy ngl

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escluxembourg #legit one of my fav entries

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At that one anon asking for dirty talk, it’ll have to be in French, Alvan doesn’t even speak Bretagne

Ooof, imagine having to speak French? Couldn’t be me

#/j obviously #eurovision #eurovision song contest #Alvan #escfrance #esc

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So I didn’t read this right……anon are you ok? Do you want to talk about it?

I want to represent Vatican City in Eurovision 2023 because then I will finally have a use for my stigmata.

Will the EBU allow a megalovania remix?

#is this Jesus? in my ask box?

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I want to represent Vatican City in Eurovision 2023 because then I will finally have a use for my stigmata.

Will the EBU allow a megalovania remix?

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc

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Im gay f

I’m very sleep deprived and delirious and this is currently the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #i guess??? #did you hit send before telling which Eurovision star you’re gay for #or is it just like an f to pay respects kinda thing

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I need Alvan to release a track where he just talks dirty in Breton for 5 minutes

I’m not his agent anon, you’ll have to ask him that one yourself

Also stream Magma

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escfrance #Alvan #all the horny people have arrived I see #fun fact it’s currently 7.30am where I am and this is what I’ve had to read

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Pspspsps Achille hand over the gender

Nope, already taken it

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escsanmarino #Achille Lauro

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Alvan & Ahez may not have won Eurovision but they won my entire vagina

aaand there it is

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #esc #escfrance #alvan & ahez #Alvan #Ahez #i will never escape the entire vagina monologues