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Incredible power move to make one of the most beloved crpgs ever made using a modified dnd 5e system, make a ton of money and shit on most AAA game studios in the process, then say “cool. Anyway fuck dnd 5e and wizzards of the coast. We’re doing our own thing now.”

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Unique Dialogue while setting boundaries in Sharess Caress

Dark Urge:

Shadowheart Origin:

Wyll Origin: I've only known courtly love. Please, be gentle.

Astarion Origin: Just don't tell me what to do… It brings back bad memories.

Karlach Origin: It's been a long time since I've been able to touch anyone. So nothing too… unexpected.

Lae'zel Origin: Follow my lead. And do it with enthusiasm.

Gale Origin: I'm rather out of practice with this whole bodily intimacy exercise, don't ask me to do any tricks.

Class Specific(All):

Race Specific: (Drow one is also gender specific)

Deep Gnome: I'd just like to spend an hour without experiencing a height joke.

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"[black character] just doesn't have enough material, that's why they're boring" tell me why y'all want to fuck the drider then. or he-who-was. or samson dragonage. tell me why fan demand got cullen brought up from being a side npc to a main character. or got halsin turned into a companion. quickly now.

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dammon is absolutely the funniest character in bg3 if your tav is with karlach because he immediately shows up before you even have the option to romance her and then proceeds to be so incredibly charming and handsome and important to karlach in so many different ways that there is absolutely no way your character could ever compete with him on any level whatsoever. every time you run into him with karlach in your party he's like oh hey ta- KARLACH YOU'RE HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I DREAM OF YOU EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY I PRAY FOR YOUR SAFE RETURN. I HAVE SPENT EVERY WAKING HOUR WORKING OUT WAYS TO REINFORCE YOUR ENGINE, OPEN YOUR CHEST HOLE LET'S TOUCH INTIMATELY IN FRONT OF YOUR SPOUSE and ur like damn she never lets me touch her chest hole. and then when you reach the epilogue he literally sends you a letter that's like "hey tav. are you still alive? give this to karlach if you are. .....HI KARLACH I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY PLEASE COME OVER. love, dammon" and then the best part hits when you finally do a karlach origins run and discover that there is just absolutely no way to romance him whatsoever and so you both proceed to just pine after each other religiously for the entire game while whoever you actually romance is standing in the background like what. do you. do you guys want me to leave the room or

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My (current) Tav! His name is Carlius. A feytouched Tiefling Bard who is deeply in love with Gale

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pack 02 coming soon owee

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My very first offering to the BG3 fandom, one of my favorite NPCs: best boy Mattis. Among things that were not in my 2024 bingo card was BG3. I really went in blind and oh boy am I glad I did! I'm in my first playthrough, Act 3, and it's been incredible so far. Expect way many more tieflings (including my own Tav) and, of course, the main group.

No spoilers.

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After some much needed rest, I return with my girl Arabella. My tiny tiefling army keeps on growing~ I agree with that one person's comment on Mattis: Mirkon is indeed best boy as well. His time will come!

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« A hero at heart. »

Sunflowers for our handsome boy! Gods, his smile could light up all Faerûn <3

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swoosh

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Blade of Avernus

A little Wyll warm-up ❤️‍🔥

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Minthara and her little monster

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Once you understand that Lae'zel's love language is being mean and that her entire culture is rooted in being mean to each other-Her romance route just makes SO much more sense.

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Sweaty bear man for Halsin enjoyers coming in... well... hot

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Halsin’s face pressed against the bed, mouth open with a pool of saliva wetting the wrinkled messed sheets. His cheeks burned hot and his pupils were dilated. His bare skin was scraped and bruised in bite marks, scratches, and rope burns from where he struggled against his bonds. Bonds that tied his hands tightly at the wrists and rested on his lower back with his ass up in the air. His thighs quivered and each panting breath released a dribble of cum from his deflating cock and gaping arse.

Noe watched him, equally spent but recovering much faster than his Archdruid lover. His orcish constitution always had him recovering faster than most. He licked the last of Halsin’s spending clean off his fingers before leaning forward. His breath on Halsin’s arse made him moan in anticipation.

“More? Already?” Tav asks, with all his affection.

Halsin closes his eyes and cries from the threat of more stimulation, but one he desperately wants. Mutely, he nods his head and Tav pulls his hips back to rim his ass, licking him clean and preparing him for another pounding.

#drabble #halsin #subby halsin #rope play #submissive Halsin #nsft

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In one dialogue Halsin does make a reference about maybe someone in his lineage was part orc. And I rather like that idea. That he inherited both his size and hairiness from a distant orcish ancestor.

I really should be asleep as I've just had surgery but why is halsin so hairy if he's supposed to be an elf?