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Thank you @bananasfosterparent for the tag! I tag @darksynkka and @envergortitwindow and anyone else who wants to do this! PS: I havent acctually played bg3, I dont have any of the consuls that its on and so I have been trying to save for a pc or something. But I have spoild the entire game for myself, so I do know alot about it through youtube videos so sadly I cannot show what my Tav would look like in Game and I can only use art.(scratch that tumblr wont open my art files, send help!!!) Basics

Full Name: Vetle Lysander Althea

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Asexual

Pronouns: She/her

Other

Family: Althea

Father: Unknown Sun Elf warrior

Mother: Unknown Wood Elf ranger

Birthplace: Barovia

Job: Former Barbarian for Baldurian military, current Druid/healer

Phobias: Aquaphobia

Guilty Pleasures: Refuses to share

Alignment: Chaotic netural

Sins: Eh..Too long to list.

Virtues: Always there to help others no matter how evil they may be.

This or that

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Loyal / In Between / Disloya

Relationships

OTP: Astarion , Halsin, or Gale(depends on the mood)

BroTP: Laezel, Wyll, Karlach, Gale(if no romance), Halsin(if no romance), okay she likes to befriend just about anyone

NoTP: The emperor, Minthara, Mizora, Shadowheart, the goblins, Scleritas Fel(sorry but I hate this guy)...

#i love her 😭😭 #i hope you can get the game soon so we can see her in her full glory!!!

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Imagine thinking someone having fun with a fictional narrative and viewing it from the perspective of their character in the game says something about the state of their real life relationship(s)....

Imagine believing that people who enjoy a dark romance in a fantasy game are mostly all in unhealthy relationships and/or cannot recognize healthy relationships in real life.

Imagine not realizing there are people who can separate fantasy from reality and not incorporate their own emotions, opinions, or biases into their characters.

Imagine thinking someone enjoying the concept of something (that could be considered unhealthy in real life) within a safe and fictional space, somehow means they want or experience that in real life.

Imagine not realizing that some people like things because they just enjoy the theme or concept and it has nothing to do with deep, personal, psychological trauma things.

Imagine believing the (minimally) "kinky" part of a video game ending is the only other reason someone would enjoy it, if their "personal unresolved trauma" isn't the reason.

Imagine believing in "protecting" your personal interpretation of open-ended writing, coupled with your personal trauma, experiences, biases, and real life values and seeing it as more important than the feelings of other real life people. And treating it as the only correct interpretation.

Imagine believing that because you would have been into something you view as a negative, when you were dealing with certain trauma, those who are into it now are also into it for that same reason and no other reason. They're all just unhealthy people in need of healing and therapy uwu*

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Anyone who's actually healthy with empathy wouldn't want to imagine any of that, but for some here that seems to be their reality.

It is wild to me how some people act about a concept of a person with a face in a pixel realm set in a world that only exists on paper. Like, to the point they make swooping assumptions that are actually offensive to real life, living, breathing people and then pridefully present those assumptions as hardcore truths of some sort. WILD.

#I can't wait for some Astarion fans to finally figure out what the R in RPG stads for. #i wasnt gonna make a whole thing about this but i couldnt get over the amount of ignorance #i witnessed the other day on tumblr dot com #astarion ancunin #ascended astarion #Astarion #tav x astarion #astarion x tav

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OC Profile

⛈️Efenity Kelmorn ⛈️

Thanks @pinkberrytea for the tag! I tag @babycryptidart @kakyoinmybro @awesomechocolatesauce @rielzero and whoever else wants to! Do it, don't do it, whatever you feel. (But I love learning about your babus 🥹)

Basics

Full Name: Efenity (Efe/Efie) Kelmorn

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight, Demisexual

Pronouns: She/her

Other

Family: N/A (unknown)

Father: Laytin Kelmorn - human, sailor, criminal/rogue - deceased

Mother: Zyirra Raehir - high elf, noble - estranged

Birthplace: Baldur’s Gate (upper city)

Job: heist detailer and transporter. Now additionally, Consort and Lady of the Crimson Palace

Phobias: Thanatophobia

Guilty Pleasures: Yes. (Lmao her entire life is one long string of her chasing guilty pleasures she is very unguilty about)

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Sins: .....all.... all of them lmao Least of them is lust I suppose. She does indulge in it too, but less than the others.

Virtues: ...ummm ... Endearing and determined... I guess?? 🤣

This or that

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Relationships

OTP: Astarion - Efenion AKA 'Blood Storm'

BroTP: Shadowheart, sometimes Gale (but barely)

NoTP: Lae'zel, Karlach, Wyll... Literally anyone who isn't Astarion or Shadowheart tbh.🥲 they're all either dead, hate her, or never met her

#efenity #tav bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #tav x astarion #character profile

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Day 185 of Astarion in my life: More of head over heels happy vampire <3

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Fandom culture has changed so much, I honestly just don't get it anymore

It used to be absolutely normal to like morally questionable or straight up irredeemable characters, there was no "if you like a bad guy, you are agreeing with the bad guy" in my 2013

Now nearly in every fandom villain lovers are getting bullied, fandoms are busy protecting pixel's feelings, while severely hurting real people's mental health with this neverending flood of toxicity

And it genuinely upsets me, because villains and the whole concept of liking "against the good guys" characters in media/ literature/ art/ etc was always a safe space for outcasts and people who felt rejected by society, for being queer, for just being different and unable to fit in for any reason

And seeing that even inside online fandom culture villain lovers are getting nothing but this bs is heartbreaking

And all this discussion about "healthy relationship with imaginary bf" is the whole different bucket of crap that I would waffle about at some point

How these people are doing in literature classes, I mean, every other classical book has some kind of toxic love story, do they need a trigger warning for every book or something

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Ascended ass astarion

#i love this 😭🤩 #he looks so wonderfully smarmy and villainous 🫣👌🏽

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How fandom Ascended Astarion sees his consort: Willing to cheat on her, treats her more like concubine, she is one of many and means nothing to him, she's just a nice piece of booty to have when he wants it.

How my Ascended Astarion sees his consort: *literally just this song on a loop for eternity*

#ascended astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #tav x astarion #Youtube

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This was rushed but i just HAD to draw them

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what a cool outfit!

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#my name is a unqiue spelling of an unpopular name lmao #i only hear the usual spelling version of it in christian songs #but never eill i ever hesr my actual name in a song unless it was written for/about me 🤣🤣🤣

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I never posted this dumb comic I made to my Tumblr but here it is! I was cleaning out my phone image folders and figured I might as well share it here.

My Tav Efenity just.... being herself lmao. This was one of the first times I actually drew her. I might redraw this but make it better...

#Efenity #shadowheart #jenevelle hallowleaf #astarion x tav #tav x astarion #ascended astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion #bg3 tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #my art

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OC profile

Ty so much for the tag @zekeen, I love doing this kind of thing 🥹🖤 Ok ok I’m trying to get over my weird fear of tagging people! So ummm I tag @locallegume, @bardic-inspo and @lipstickghoulie. Sorry for being annoying 🥲 Also @everyone who wants to do this because it’s fun!

Basics

Full Name: Mavka · Sol Provoss (Foster)

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: She/her

Other

Family: N/A · Provoss (Human; Foster)

Father: Bhaal · Sigurd Provoss (Foster)

Mother: N/A · Marigold Provoss (Foster)

Birthplace: Baldur’s Gate

Job: Bhaal’s chosen (Previous) · Pretty consort (Current)

Phobias: Astraphobia · Somniphobia · Autophobia

Guilty Pleasures: Overindulging in sweets and pastries

Alignment: Neutral Good · True Neutral

Sins: Greed

Virtues: Kindness

This or that

Introvert / Extrovert

Organized / Disorganized

Close-minded / Open-minded

Calm / Anxious / Restless

Disagreeable / Agreeable / In between

Cautious / Reckless / In between

Patient / Impatient / In between

Outspoken / Reserved / In between

Leader / Follower / Flexible

Empathetic / Unempathetic / In Between

Optimist / Pessimist / Realist

Traditional / Modern / In between

Hard-working / Lazy

Relationships

OTP: Astarion · Karlach

BroTP: Shadowheart

NoTP: Wyll

#shes so pretty wth????? #😭😭😭

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Batstarion sippies.

Sorry I'm positively smitten with all the little bat art. I wanted in on the gig.

#okay this one i love lol #I'm always iffy about batstarion art because hes always just shown as a Silly Little Guy™️ #but THIS is the vibe #Silly *Sinister* Little Guy™️👌🏽

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friendly reminder that astarion fell for kindness. he started genuinely caring because of kindness. because the "fierce leader" of their group helped people, helped him. it wasn't power, it wasn't authority, it wasn't seduction, it wasn't a promise of revenge - it was kindness, selflessness, companionship. it felt wrong and it felt strange but that's what got him to fall in love (or the closest thing to it). his "nice, simple plan" of seduction and manipulation fell apart because someone was good, because someone protected and accepted him. i think that says a lot about him.

#I love this so much #my favorite thing about this is that efenity hates and uses pretty much everyone around her because that's how she is #she is awful to everyone unless she can use them #and after she views them as unusable she is no longer kind to them #but astarion just threw her for such a loop #and her endless but foreign kindness and selflessness toward him did the same for him #she grew a desire to make him feel the way she wished someone made her feel and he returned the “favor” #it started out as a Fun Thing To Do Before I Die but ended up a proud lifelong commitment #😩🤌🏽