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All 13 Weapon Fairies

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I haven’t been on tumblr in years XD Surprised my account wasn’t just deleted.

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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Gotham City Forensic Files (x)

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spongebob critical

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party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme

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My old friend got pregnant, and her family is so fundamentally religious that they accepted her story that it was a virgin pregnancy rather than let themselves believe she had //whispers// relations.

When I heard she was pregnant, I flew to Mexico to help with the  preparations. I told her I knew the truth, and she started crying and told me she had no idea who the father was, because she didn’t remember.

Anyway, at one point I went to the theatre to see Suicide Squad and Jared Leto was there in full Joker costume creeping people out by sitting behind them and blowing on their necks whenever he came on screen.

When he did it to me, I turned around and just said “Leah’s pregnant.” and he turned white. I mean, you could see him go pale from underneath his makeup. He looked stricken. Then he just said, “thanks.” in a quiet voice, and got up and left.

I went back home without seeing Leah again, but she called me right before i woke up, crying, saying her family had disowned her because she was having the baby of an actor.

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this is it guys 

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Me, for...over a decade now...

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

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Absolute Zero: Rules are made to be broken.

Legacy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken!

Bunker: Uh, pinatas.

Unity: Glow sticks.

The Wraith: Karate boards.

Tachyon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Absolute Zero: Rules.

#sentinels of the multiverse

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Gary Frank is one of my favorite modern artists.

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Mutants & Masterminds: Mastermind’s Manual ~ Green Ronin Publishing (2006)

#mutants and masterminds #green ronin

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Just got roller coaster’d so effin hard

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#justice league #dcey