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@thatonelovelylittleredhead 

ok

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THIS

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

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Kamala Khan’s incarnation of Ms Marvel should be standard reading tbh

Ms Marvel #10 (2015).

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Sister-in-law saga (1)

Sis: *posts status bitching about their oven breaking mid-baking dinner*

Friend: "Do you guys have a microwave to use until it's fixed at least? We just upgraded ours and you're more than welcome to our old one that still works great."

Sis: "No we don't really like microwaves"

I cannot.

#they're having a baby #my poor nephew

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I cannot stand my sister-in-law she’s naming my nephew Jasper ugh 

#Jasper Fluter #Lil guy sounds like a hick and he's not even born

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Voting for a 3rd party-- in a presidential election.  They are not viable candidates because they have no representation in congress.  If you want a 3rd party president: VOTE IN  YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS GODDAMNIT Don’t sit there and bitch about your “principles”. If you had any fucking principles you would vote for your candidates on the local levels and help them build their party to the point of having viable candidates.  If you only give a shit when the president is up for election, go sit in a dumpster with the vote you’re wasting. 

things that don’t work

texting your ex

erasable pens

plastic knives

voting for a 3rd party

#politics #bernie sanders #jill stein #gary johnson #election 2016

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BRUH

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I’m crying 

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Catching up on months of absence from tumblr like 

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*internal screaming*

Frank Ocean - Blond/Blonde | August 21, 2016

01 Nikes 02 Ivy 03 Pink + White 04 Be Yourself 05 Solo 06 Skyline To 07 Self Control 08 Good Guy 09 Nights 10 Solo (Reprise) 11 Pretty Sweet 12 Facebook Story 13 Close to You 14 White Ferrari 15 Siegfried 16 Godspeed 17 Futura Free

#fucking finally

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#bae

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To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

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Sausage Party was easily the worst theater experience I’ve ever had.  If being surrounded by frat douches laughing at rape jokes and relentless homophobia/racism/sexism in the name of “edgy comedy” sounds like a good time get out of my life. 

#sausage party #movies

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I ain’t thinking ‘bout you