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this still gets notes to this day so heres a quick reblog for my new followers who are here from the patricia taxxon rodfellows art: hi i made this too

hi you all may have seen these images on twitter. yeah. so like im the guy who made these and god am i glad i could aid in this bullshittery unfolding this is the funniest thing ive ever been involved in

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ms patty taxxon once said that she wanted to see her fursona drawn in the rodfellows art style i think. idk maybe that was a false memory. false memory or not though heres something i put actual effort into. look at it @patricia-taxxon

#bec does an art #patricia taxxon #the rodfellows #this isnt traced whatsoever btw i had to do an actual rodfellows art style study to do this #and it took an unreasonable amount of time to learn #tgeres something abt simpler art styles that are just so difficult to replicate lmao

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don't forget! you are a tar pit

every once in a while online some artist will be like "don't use automatic line smoothing" or some producer will be like "don't use loops and presets" and will be resoundly hounded by a billion variations of "you should make whatever art you want :)" but, that isn't actually contradictory, right? like, if you took "making whatever i want" to heart then you'd agree with the curmudgeons, cus the way to actually make whatever you want is to have the program do less of the work for you. i think you *should* make whatever you want, which is why i'm telling you that it's a natural part of an artist's development to gain control over the things they make

#rising from the dead just to make this #im still active on here i just dont post lol

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My very most favouritest thing on earth is when I genuinely apologize to someone for hurting them, try to learn from it so as not to repeat the error, ant then get told my apology is sarcastic bullying.

Love it! It's so great!

It's not at all like this is the fucking story of my life!

Oh, but see, the other person has trauma related to being misinterpreted, so she should get to call it infantile stupidity for people to point out recurrent ableism.

My trauma? Nah, no relevance.

Best to just screenshot me, which of course got her followers to start pouring in the asks OFF FUCKING ANON THIS GODDAMNED TIME, while she cries herself to sleep on the knowledge that she 'only' got me to completely back pedal and apologize.

Cause, see, I'm the evil one. Big ole scary me, terrorizing innocent women with my genuine apologies. She was being an obnoxious shit in public for days? No matter! I apologized and stopped interacting? Not allowed!

Nope! You stupid ratfuck cunts won't even let me block her in peace, oh no no no, you've got to KEEP UP THE FUCKING SHOW even when everyone involved wants it over.

You stupid fuckheads do go out of your goddamned ways to prove me right every goddamned time.

I'm turning ALL GODDAMNED ASKS OFF. Fuck it! Fuck you people!

I hope every last one of you disgusting shits gets fucking banned, but enjoy being reported either FUCKING way.

#im sorry but literally who talks like this in real life #this is why i barely use tumblr

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so i went to this person's blog and What the fuck is happening to their layout

Kudos for calling it stench kink! As someone who's only into the smell of fresh sweat, and hugely turned off by even slight bad smells, I'm afraid to tell people I'm into "musk" because so many people use the term interchangeably with stench. Such is life as an extreme germaphobe armpit diver...

What? no, I meant it to be synonymous with musk, this guy reeks, i like his smell after it ages and his body is cool & dry again. I didn't realize stench would mean something else, I like his body odor.

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My favorite thing about Vriska Universe is the idea of a version of Vriska that's a normal kid and not a sociopath who injures her friends for fun. I like that for her.

a world where hse wasnt raised by an evil spider mom in a society that justifies murder if someone gets on your nerves a little...

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vriska universe has opened my eyes to an au where Dirk doesn't hate himself and is overly confident. can you imagine

au in which none of the alpha kids are ill. its an au because theyre all so so ill

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alright yknow what im posting this here too

#bec does an art #vriska universe

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hi you all may have seen these images on twitter. yeah. so like im the guy who made these and god am i glad i could aid in this bullshittery unfolding this is the funniest thing ive ever been involved in

#bec does an art #vriska universe

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nate........i dont think you mean ahego...........

@ashanimus pointed out ive never drawn hunter all beat up. it was legally required i fix that.

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i forgot that the first interaction between judy & nick in zootopia is literally just her racially profiling him

#tihs is the funniest post on tumblr ever #sorry choclay ornage youve been dethroned

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actually, neil armstrong doesnt strong neil in the strong, he neils neil in the strong arm. common people think arm niel strong does on strong the ground but he likes to you and strong man neil to the kneel's arm strong. but sometimes when he's orange piss he'll ground the storng when niel. hope you learnt!

Funny how his name is Neil Armstrong when if you think about it, to niel you dont arm strong you strong neil in the strong on the ground strong niel

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#homestuck #bec noir #jack noir #losing my shit over this

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still cant stop thinking about the fucking scene where lucy ursine nearly euthanizes yiffany

#bec does an art #homestuck #homestuck 2 #yiffany longstocking lalonde harley #lucy ursine #unreality #needles #btw in case youre wondering this doesnt happen #check out my previous post for context #lucy is not real i just like spreading misinformation on purpose

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shoutout to lucy aka the only character from homestuck^2 that matters

#bec does an art #homestuck #homestuck 2 #jane crocker #disclaimer lucy is not real #i made her up as a joke bc nobody reads homestuck 2 #therefore its easy to spread misinfo about it #anyway anyone else wanna spread misinformation on purpose with me #teehee #unreality #<- just in case

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if you know the context for this then congrats you have the same mental illness that i do

#bec does an art #homestuck #roxy lalonde