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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

#doing his bit to him with slightly fancier words over and over until the entire video has 'mmm' over it

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Some art I've done for Control. This game is really good.

#control

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

#vivid description of sound despite hving not a single syllable spoken

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#basically 1 every 3 days #its sunday and wednesday #the classic. never get nasty enough to be nasty but make a shower kind of an occasion

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nobody posts Boil baby anymore..

#yyyyyep. thats going in my memes from hell folder

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

#i just mime holding a cigarette to my mouth and taking a very very long drag #i get the feeling that it's just the slow deep breath that helps more than anything but its still fun

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omg what color am i to you guys

#BLOOD SQUARE

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#i've been told im good with kids but they terrify me #its the ultimate social situation. one wrong move and you could fuck this kid up for life and/or have like everyone in the immediate area k #ow that you fucked up and they're gonna be real mad about it this time because you could have fucked the kid up for life

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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

#gee i wonder who administered the punishment. surely not the father

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#BYAKUYA

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#the brush i loooove clean hair

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#its so small...

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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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#esponjebob matematicas...