My girlfriend is on a plane to come meet me. I will get to hold her in 5 hours. I'm gonna throw up
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Hope im the first to make this joke with him
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oh so youre back here? does that mean I can bully you in your askbox again >:]??? I can bite you on here again???
DONT BITE ME I'LL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh yeah thats a pro youtuber 馃槑
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Happy Birthday to my favorite detective
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This feels like someone knocking on my door and saying "Welcome to the neighbourhood!" even though I've lived here for over 15 years
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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constant drive to talk about my ocs but also the eternal issue of not being able to articulate my thoughts properly so just imagine that i am grabbing you like this. there are things in my mind but they are not escaping
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ohhhhhmygodd this guyyy
(rbs very appreciated ^-^)
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i drew heizou for the twitter trend <3
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