WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB
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eddie: i can't get it up to Have Sex with my Girlfriend because i have Catholic Guilt :((
eddie two seconds later:
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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Not gonna say it again
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girl fuck joe biden 😂
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katya asking the important questions
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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone
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"even if palestine is the only issue you care about" idk brother thousands and thousands of people murdered over a us backed colonial anti arab project feels like a pretty sturdy hill to die on
ftr that milquetoast centrist libby shit is the real reason i left that discord server lmao
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ftr that milquetoast centrist libby shit is the real reason i left that discord server lmao
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*fart noise gets so loud it breaks the sound barrier*
I'm not gonna tell americans how to vote because it's your business, but as someone from a country that went through an actual right wing dictatorship my approach to voting was never "which candidate meets my standards for them to earn my precious vote", but rather "what's the worse that can happen and how do I keep it from happening"
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*jerking off motion* *longest fart noise known to man*
I'm not gonna tell americans how to vote because it's your business, but as someone from a country that went through an actual right wing dictatorship my approach to voting was never "which candidate meets my standards for them to earn my precious vote", but rather "what's the worse that can happen and how do I keep it from happening"
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dating in la is so funny bc you'll match with a hot guy on an app and eventually find out he was on a pilot of a tv show in which he appears shirtless and pre coitus
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your daily reminder xoxo
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what happens when you're in an equal-talent relationship............
Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons get TWO Tom Cruise cakes every year … allegedly because they’ve both worked with him but I’ve heard tell that he usually just sends one big cake to couples where he’s friends/coworkers with both … but the Dunst-Plemons house? They can get two cakes…as a treat
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