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ok i’m curious: if you have ever been a gaylor, what was the wildest thing you did or believed?

i’ll go first: when i was tinhatting last year i believed that the father’s day merch proved that kaylor were still together and taylor was a mom to two kids

this is a judgment free zone !! if you’re shitty i will block on impact. this is for fun !!

#tbh.... all of it? like I followed TTB and believed the spade riddles until I just realized that nothing really happened #I still tried to believe in it until midnights and I was just done #ttpd was enough for me to realize that I despised some actor because I was tired of seeing his name everywhere #I honestly don't remember how did I believe it for so long but I also heard that most gaylors are just queer swifties figuring stuff out #and that explains half of my issues but it's still shitty of us to even do this

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SUCKER PUNCH (2011) dir. Zack Snyder

#you have no idea what this movie did for me when I was 13 #it is still the most epic female action film to date #sorry Birds Of Prey but you ain't Baby Doll!!

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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Here's a life tip: Never play Portal ( 2007 ) when you're drunk because I tried to do a Least Steps challenge in Chamber 14 and I think I have motion sickness.

#I was trying to shoot a portal at the ceiling but you try doing that when up is down and down is up #did portal came out with a motion sickness warning? #it should've #portal 2007

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I'm probably in the wrong for this but I don't get why people say that Taylor can't discuss her own emotions because she's bashing Joe for his mental health issues.

We don't know anything because we weren't in a relationship with him for 8 years and everyone has a breaking point. Have you ever ended a relationship ( romantic/platonic/work ) because they refused to get help? Maybe that was her breaking point or maybe she's just an asshole who thinks depression is just feeling sad all the time.

WE DON'T KNOW.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#sorry but I've been watching a lot of r/relationships videos lately and all I learned is you don't know the full story #i'm not trying to defend her but we don't know anything #there's three sides to a story #yours theirs and the truth #and we're only getting her side right now #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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it’s like they’re talking to each other .

#it gets better when you realize that she does the same thing in the bridge where the music slows down

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I’m sorry but the fact that Florence and the machine made a song with Taylor swift AND STILL NOT HOZIER is so deeply saddening to me I know I’m gonna get attacked by the swifties for this but I can’t stand it

#no no you're right for saying this #I love Taylor's music but imagine Florence and Hozier on a song #i'd die and go to heaven

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

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what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”

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rap drama summation:

drake and kendrick met in 2011 after kendrick's first album release

drake became friends with kendrick bc he was like "this guy has potential" and had kendrick be one of his openers on tour

kendrick had drake on his next album that won aoty

kendrick was featured on the song "control" where he names a bunch of artists and is like "i'm coming for your job" and one of them was drake, who was also the only one pressed about it

PRESENT DAY:

j cole featured on drake's song "first person shooter" where he says that himself, drake, and kendrick are the "big 3" of rap

kendrick features on future's album on the song "like that" where he says that there is no big three and it's just him (basically that he's better than both of them)

drake drops two diss tracks ("push-ups" which is just a general diss, and "taylor made freestyle" where he disses kendrick for featuring on bad blood and delaying his response to the first diss track because of taylor's album release. while also talking about how much he loves and respects her because he's non-commital like that)

kendrick drops his response, and it's a 6-minute diss that calls drake out for EVERYTHING. like using AI to write, mistreating women, being sexist, being canadian (💀), and a bunch of other stuff like he eats him up

drake drops a response that i hadn't heard of when first making this post so it probably wasn't very good

he drops a second response yesterday, called "meet the grahams" where he addresses it to different members of drake's family (including his son) dissing him for being a bad father, bad son, and bad example (eats him up again) (this dropped an hour after drake's which means he probably had insider information and is playing 4D chess)

we now await drake's response

kendrick dropped ANOTHER diss track called "not like US"

#I honestly knew nothing of this drama

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what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

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best scene in the prequels is when anakin and padme have just landed on naboo & padme goes “hmm being a childqueen might’ve fucked me up a bit” and anakin, former 9yo slave separated from his mom, confronted for perhaps the first time with the idea that childhood trauma effects you later in life, goes “nuh uh”

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i once saw someone complaining that breaking bad was like "all those other crime shows" because it was "too predictable" like really?? u really predicted the guy trying out new fast food sauces would solemnly eat his sauce, go to the bathroom, and proceed to kill himself using an AED?? u saw that one coming?? that was on ur bingo card?? u foresaw this story beat?? u bet the farm on peter schuler committing suicide in the food testing lab?? u REALLY—

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@swsource​ star wars week: day 4 – i have spoken