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there is only one thing more awkward than ordering a sex toy online, and that’s returning a faulty sex toy you ordered online

#personal #fusidjdjjsjfn I DIDN’T EVEN USE IT JESUS #i took off the packaging to check it worked which it did; realised i hadn’t taken note of the battery type; took out the battery #reinserted it (no pun intended) and now it doesn’t work #so NOW i need to put it in a box and go to a POST OFFICE to print of the label bc i don’t have a printer #and i will NOT be using my local post office those guys already know me by sight

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happy bi day from me and my bi-shadow!! bi pride stand up!!!

#bdov #bisexual day of visibility

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Chapters: 27/27

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which there is, finally, an ending.

[bi-queer-ious]

Chapters: 27/27

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which there is, finally, an ending.

#update update! read all about it!

[bi-queer-ious]

Chapters: 26/27

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which a whole bunch of plot points and themes are resolved

#update update! read all about it!

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Reminder that Stonewall wasn’t about marriage equality. Stonewall was about police brutality. It was about systemic abuse and subordination. Stonewall was spearheaded by black trans women. As we celebrate Pride 2020, within the context of the Black Lives Matter riots, it’s imperative that we remember that.

Riots in protest of police brutality are the reason that we have more rights today. Do not forget your roots.

You can’t celebrate Pride while simultaneously condemning the Black Lives Matter riots and protests that are happening right now. Know your history.

#pride

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i’m bi, which means i like both villains and heroes,

[bi-queer-ious]

by mangelka

[bi-queer-ious]

Chapters: 25/27

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which there are more transformations, and parents are met.

#update update! read all about it!

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i have Officially jumped on the trend, so go ahead and tell me which beast from beauty and the beast you are

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:^)

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How is it men crush women time and time again and go unpunished? If men were held accountable they’d hang every hour of the day, every day of the year!

#belle (beauty) #jessie buckley

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Jessie Buckley in The Woman In White

#belle (beauty) #jessie buckley #MARIAN HALCOMBE IS A LESBIAN AND SO IS BELLE

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Jessie Buckley in The Woman In White

#belle (beauty) #GAYDIES AND GENTLEGAYS WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL BELLE FACECLAIM

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Chapters: 24/?

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which there is a battle and a confession.

#update update! read all about it! #IT’S HERE IT’S QUEER IT’S FULL OF FINAL BATTLE-INDUCED FEAR

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Chapters: 23/?

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which battles are planned for, waged, and fought.

#update update! read all about it!

[bi-queer-ious]

Chapters: 22/?

Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Beast/Belle (Disney), Adam/Belle (Disney), and maybe some secondary ships who knows

Characters: Belle (Disney), Beast (Disney), Lady!Beast, Beast’s Father (Disney), Beast’s Mother (Disney), Maurice (Disney), maurice and the beast have been gender swapped btw, tags liable to be added, Gaston (Disney), Mrs. Potts (Disney), Cogsworth (Disney)

Additional Tags: Retelling, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, i’m trying for fairytale lesbian vibes but that might change as i get further in, this is just one big experiment really but i’m looking forwards to it, the beast’s name is eve she’s a bitch and i love her, tags liable to be added - Freeform, Homophobia, Coming Out, (eventually) - Freeform, both of these women are going to be gay disasters if you can’t already tell, implausible knowledge of queer people’s existence, not to mention historically inaccurate, Attempted Sexual Assault, i mean it’s what’s in the film just as if they were real people, So take that as you will, Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Internalized Homophobia, Hand-Holding as an Expression of Emotional Intimacy, subtextual desire for monsterfucking, (not made textual bc how the fuck do you fuck a bird), (A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH I NEITHER NEED NOR WANT THE ANSWER), Mutual Pining, honestly at this stage gaston is just a walking content warning

Summary:

In which great courage is found in unlikely places

#update update! read all about it!