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I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

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god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

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Me: it’s not even that serious.

Inner me: have a breakdown

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remember 2013 when you could just say something like "pornhub is just How It's Made for babies" and everyone would be like "hoLY COW ARE YOU ON drUGS xD THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ARE HERE" *122 supernatural gifs* *30 links to a scam website* *random selfies of people reacting to the post*

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DIY shingles

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

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“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

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yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist

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All of these books are queer, but they all have back blurbs that don’t say they’re queer. While this can be a pain if I’m scouting for queer SFF, it can come in handy for people in a situation where they don’t want to be reading queer books openly. 

Please do note that I don’t have hard copies of the books on hand so it’s possible that an author quote or something mentions one being queer (I feel like this isn’t super likely, but I don’t want to rule it out). Some might also have author biographies mentioning that the author is queer. Also, some may be shelved as LGBT on Goodreads or categorized as queer on Amazon. So if you’re planning on asking for any of these as holiday gifts, I would suggest going to the Amazon page or where ever your relative is likely to buy it from and double check that it’s something you’d be comfortable with sharing openly. 

I wish I had more pansexual books, but the ones I know of tend to mention queerness in the back description. 

With the exception of The Spy with the Red Balloon, these are all books I have read or are currently reading. If you want to recommend others, feel free to do so in the replies!

You can find my other queer book recommendations here.

Links to the queer books database (or Goodreads if the book hasn’t been added yet) are available below the cut. You can find information on content warnings there.

Keep reading

#ref

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

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At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

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Throwback Thursday to when I posted this GIF all the way back in 2013. Everyone on this site thought that this had to do with Fifty Shades of Gray and the daddy dom lifestyle, and acted like a bunch of horny fools in the replies. But it wasn’t. It really wasn’t!

I was just trying to get my work friend to come over to my house to see the funny images that I had up on my cork board. His phone service had recently expired, and the only way I could get him to see it was through Tumblr. I had done this a few times with him prior to this GIF blowing up, which soured our friendship.

I was wearing the suit because I had a formal business meeting in a couple of hours. I actually hate the daddy dom lifestyle. Please stop thinking that I’m a part of that community!!