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my heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

#sp. #yeah yeah guys i did the fucking thing #come follow me on the Actual Blog:tm:

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yeah fuck it we're balling

#i'm too abnormal about bob to contain him to a sideblog #this is sarah's fault (it's not but saying that makes me feel better)

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keeping bob on a sideblog vs... hating sideblogs

#this is my problem every fucking time dudes #i wanna be able to follow people first yknow. and stuff like that #anyway i'll think on this tonight i've barely written on this blog anyway

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My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.

#had a regular moment in the car when mr roboto came on the radio #i'mmmmmm normal about autistic bitches <3 #and just. bob in general lmao #he's just. so smart and so calculating but still so Human and Emotional #aaaaaaaaaaaaaa robert jr the perfect man <3333333

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also i should probably make Some Kind of tldr style post for bob's background and whatnot so that you all aren't flying blind (heh) but anyway.

full name is robert floyd jr, 26(ish) at the time of the movie's events (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter), gay and trans (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter), autistic (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter). his father is robert floyd sr, former navy pilot And former us president (93-01, a dem) and is now a law prof for his alma mater (probably ut austin). mother is jeanette floyd, a very sweet midwestern woman from minnesota (they met in college, she went out of state for school and he spilled a coffee on her at seven am right before the first lecture of the semester). bob has no siblings and tbh he was kind of a happy accident whoops congrats to the floyds! spent the first eight years of his life (he was born like a Week after robert was sworn in) in the white house and then spent like half his childhood having to learn that most people don't,, live like that yknow. nah robert and jeanette are pretty chill/humble folks for the most part and bob grows up with a similar mindset and would probably give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. he's a nice dude but if you deserve it he'll throw rocks at your skull and make you regret ever being an asshole <3. throwback to robert being a naval pilot and he tells bob stories of it as a kid to the point bob wants to join the navy (that's fine even tho he's too fuckin smart for the military lmao), then he wants to be a naval pilot too (that is less fine but his parents are supportive and robert sr manages to pull like. a string or two for bob's sake).

this is obviously not done yet but,,, have This for now <3

#reblogging for the day crowd

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what if I wrote an in-world article about bob being born

#i am so mentally ill about this man it's not even funny

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bobs birthday is at the end of january.....

#an AQUARIUS.... i knew this inherently

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also i should probably make Some Kind of tldr style post for bob's background and whatnot so that you all aren't flying blind (heh) but anyway.

full name is robert floyd jr, 26(ish) at the time of the movie's events (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter), gay and trans (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter), autistic (because this is top gun and reality doesn't matter). his father is robert floyd sr, former navy pilot And former us president (93-01, a dem) and is now a law prof for his alma mater (probably ut austin). mother is jeanette floyd, a very sweet midwestern woman from minnesota (they met in college, she went out of state for school and he spilled a coffee on her at seven am right before the first lecture of the semester). bob has no siblings and tbh he was kind of a happy accident whoops congrats to the floyds! spent the first eight years of his life (he was born like a Week after robert was sworn in) in the white house and then spent like half his childhood having to learn that most people don't,, live like that yknow. nah robert and jeanette are pretty chill/humble folks for the most part and bob grows up with a similar mindset and would probably give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. he's a nice dude but if you deserve it he'll throw rocks at your skull and make you regret ever being an asshole <3. throwback to robert being a naval pilot and he tells bob stories of it as a kid to the point bob wants to join the navy (that's fine even tho he's too fuckin smart for the military lmao), then he wants to be a naval pilot too (that is less fine but his parents are supportive and robert sr manages to pull like. a string or two for bob's sake).

this is obviously not done yet but,,, have This for now <3

#guys can you sense a theme in this post (i don't care about accuracy for things that don't matter lol) #this post feels obnoxious but i like. don't care lmao! #anyway if you have further questions PLEASE feel free to reach out i am MORE than happy to talk about bob!!!! #my discord is 'west.' (period included) i loooove talking about bobby

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#making dinner and thinking about bob with little olive branch tattoos over his top surgery scars #sorry guys it's about the projection actually

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there are at least three separate moments in tgm when i think bob should've been. the meanest fucking guy in the room lmao

#'bob is just baby he's so widdol and soft :(((' i think he should bully men #i think he should tear jake a new one after getting him and natasha 'killed' #bob is not a pushover and this is my favorite hill to die on <3

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Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

#vis. #natasha trace. #jake seresin. #i think bob should've thrown rocks at jake's skull for this lmao

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thinking about how pretty much all of the other pilots know each other in some capacity but they don't even recognize bob. wtf does this mean

#all we get is 'bob floyd from lemoore' from natasha and that's IT #WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????? #honestly i think that might he's like. the youngest/least amount of field experience or whatever but i just #everyone else seems at least Kinda Friends:tm: but not. Him #anyway this is a plotting call my discord is just 'west.' please add me #'west this is just bad writing don't read too far into it' Too Late!!!!

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housekeeping.

dialogue prompts from housekeeping by marilynne robinson.

i want to be what i seem to be.

so long as you look after your health and own the roof over your head, you're as safe as anyone can be.

are you afraid of your dreams?

a sense of home might help.

i can hardly believe i'm here.

have you ever been on a train?

it's hard to describe someone you know well.

what would you like for breakfast?

i know it'll be alright, but it makes me mad.

you remind me of someone, but i can't think who.

the fact is, i never did have many friends here.

all of your stories are about leaving.

you must know that some questions aren't polite.

i've never seen such a dark night.

you just did it to see what it was like?

you never know when you might be seeing someone for the last time.

ignorance of the law is no excuse.

is ____ still your favorite?

you're so quiet. it's hard to know what you think.

childhood doesn't last forever. one day you'll be sorry.

i'm in your dreams with you.

everything that falls upon the eye is apparition.

if only the darkness could be perfect and permanent.

did you have a good sleep?

sleep is best when you're really tired. you don't just sleep: you die.

do you want me to tell you what i dreamed?

what do other people talk about?

what perishes need not also be lost.

i can do it myself, you know.

i know you can't help the way you are.

i can't wait until i'm old enough to leave this place.

you're going to have to learn to speak for yourself and think for yourself.

if i think i see smoke, i go walking toward it.

now you're in on my secret.

having a friend is like sitting at night in a lighted house.

to cease to hope would be the final betrayal.

hours and minutes are just the names of trains.

my life seems composed entirely of expectation.

there is nothing to be afraid of. nothing to be worried about.

don't sleep. i don't want to sleep.

don't mind, if they stare.

some things are too sad to tell to anyone except strangers.

i'm used to being lonely. i don't mind it.

of course you're sad. who wouldn't be?

that's how it is with family: you feel them most when they're gone.

every sorrow suggests a thousand songs, and every song recalls a thousand sorrows.

memory is the sense of loss, and loss pulls us after it.

when you fix yourself up, you make a very nice impression.

we have to run. get your coat.

are you all buttoned up? you should have a hat.

#prompts. #reblogs again because i want. interactions lol

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sob laughing on the phone with my friend over penny's horrible jeans

#we're talking about other things too but like #why were her jeans so big. they were horrible #she looked like an old navy catalogue model (derogatory)

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

#study. #HELP WHY IS THIS SO REAL #'neglected shelter dog rizz' is so. fucking good i'm sobbing

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you are your father's son, this is both a blessing and a curse.

#promo. #dabs because idc lmaooooo #just a simple lil promo for bobert because i want. Something to reblog #but he is still just like. a sideblog lmao (a sidebob. if you will)

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this is about bob

#i'm fucking WEEPING this joke is so good