bitchthefuck1
bitchthefuck1
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--gia, 21, she/her-- it's all gonna be six of crows for a while tbh
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bitchthefuck121 minutes ago
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If Kaz is 19 during Rule of Wolves, that means it's been almost exactly 10 years since he lost Jordie, and it's the first year where he's spent more of his life without his brother than with him.
I don't know what to do with this.
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bitchthefuck155 minutes ago
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bitchthefuck1an hour ago
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put in the tags whether u think your icon could beat the person you reblogged from鈥檚 icon in a fight to the death
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bitchthefuck120 hours ago
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Feel like the Kardashians should have to pay damages for their negative cultural impact
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bitchthefuck1a day ago
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The problem with reducing preferences and discourse about books to "tropes that I like" vs "tropes that I dislike" is that whether or not a book is good or meets your tastes is never actually about the tropes it uses and almost entirely up to execution. I like slow burn romances and found families, but I won't like the book if the writing is weak and characters aren't compelling. I don't like love triangles and chosen one stories, but I'll probably love the book anyway if the author crafts a complex and layered narrative. It's not about the tropes, it's about the writing.
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bitchthefuck12 days ago
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Having the most fun imagining the two wolves of late-thirties Kaz Brekker when his kids were old enough to start training for the high wire bc on one had. Yes. He absolutely wants his children to grow up into aerodynamic badasses like their mom and he definitely wants to be a supportive dad but I imagine he also would get so anxious. Like:
Inej: our kids don't want a net and they don't need a net they're only training 10ft off the ground if they fall they'll roll. Maybe break a rib. That's how they learn.
Kaz: W h y do they need to break anything to learn?????
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Kaz *talking to his kids*: and you know I was a great acrobat until I refused to work with a net when I was 14 and I broke leg and it never recovered.
Inej *from the background*: he broke it robbing a bank don't listen to him!
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*Inej and her kids heading to practice to see a net strung up under the wire*
Kaz: ah I see a net has been strung up by an individual who must love his family very much. Seems like it would be a real waste of time to take the net down. I guess you'll just have to... Practice with the net...
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His 5 year old walking the wire: Look at me, look at me I'm doing it!
Inej: you're doing great! Focus on feeling your center!
Kaz *literally covering his eyes because he can't look*: great job honey!
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bitchthefuck12 days ago
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@clumsyyhearts that's exactly what I'm telling you bestie
Stop sexualizing the mouth-to-mouth contact of CPR and start romanticizing the tenderness of gently tipping someone's chin up with two fingers and breathing air into their lungs
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bitchthefuck12 days ago
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Stop sexualizing the mouth-to-mouth contact of CPR and start romanticizing the tenderness of gently tipping someone's chin up with two fingers and breathing air into their lungs
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bitchthefuck13 days ago
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why do you as a man not have dark brown hair
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bitchthefuck13 days ago
What do you hc the Crows' hogwarts houses as? (fuck jkr tho) I mean of course Kaz is a Ravenclaw but as for everyone else (especially Jesper?) there's several possibilities?
As you've said, fuck JKR, but I have to disagree with you on the "Kaz is Ravenclaw" thing. His entire goal in life is coming up with elaborate and sneaky plans to gain power and crush his enemies, so it's Slytherin for sure. There are a lot of possibilities for some of the other characters because Hogwarts houses are very subjective, but based on the poem that explains them in the first book and the knowledge that you have a certain amount of choice in where you're sorted, I'd say:
Kaz: Slytherin
Inej: Gryffindor
Jesper: Gryffindor
Wylan: Ravenclaw
Nina: Slytherin
Matthias: Hufflepuff
Kuwei: Ravenclaw
I go back and forth on some of these, but this is roughly where I'd put them as of thinking about it right now
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bitchthefuck14 days ago
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like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other鈥檚 senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters鈥 actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other.聽
which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.
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bitchthefuck14 days ago
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My kink is unloved characters suddenly being loved unconditionally
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bitchthefuck15 days ago
YOUR BLOG IS HILARIOUS
Lol thank you, that's very kind, I'm glad people like it :)
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bitchthefuck15 days ago
Apparently Netflix said that maybe the crows are getting there own spin-off and that it is in the works
That makes sense since they really don't have the space to tell both stories at once, especially when they start actually giving the crows a story, but like, if it's the same cast and same writing then it still won't work.
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