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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

#most relatable post on earth #relatable #food

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

#christian stuff #but don't worry it's consensual like those animals in hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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people in elysium should be glad they haven't invented cellphones yet because the second harry learns someone's number he'd bombard them with messages and audio messages

#imagine dora's chat history :I #on the other hand who's giving their phone number to a random cop #pointless microblogging #just thinking about smartphones in games and how difficult they must be to implement. but I don't have many examples #and thought about how difficult it would be to implement them in a game like this where you're supposed to have lots of options #internet in your pocket 24/7 and unlimited messages with anyone you know #''kim I've lost my phone can I borrow yours?'' ''what for?'' and nothing you can say makes him say yes lol #and when you find yours it's dead and no phone charger in all of martinaise is compatible #''kim can you google that for me?'' now I don't know how to circumvent this. nothing useful comes up because google sucks now? #harry gets stuck reading wikipedia for way too long so your skills prevent you from doing it again in the middle of the case #internet is extremely slow in shithole martinaise #(how would an internet equivalent even work with their radiocomputer technology. ok I'm thinking too much about this)

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#pizza pasta e mandolino

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

#I've never seen the movie Baby Boss but for some reason this is something that baby would say for me

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I can't play Avalon I suck so bad at it

#no time to think. too much pressure #pointless microblogging

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Taylor Swift looks like a fake celebrity you'd see in a cartoon parodying celebrities

all I can think when I see her is that it's true she does look like Griffith from Berserk

#first and last post about her i'll ever make hopefully so two in one it is #pointless microblogging

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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GIACOMO LEOPARDI?????

#pizza pasta e mandolino

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nintendo let me go on a date with the yellow dog. nintendo olease

#YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE HER SEASHELLS #pointless microblogging #i just have acnl and hhd too :/ #I'm the mayor and she's my secretary but it's not creepy because I'd treat her nicey.

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#professor layton

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yeah

#professor layton

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Hi I’m curious. And I’ve noticed something in art. So I’m here with a question

#green shoes green blazer green eyes #green algae when he comes out of his sunken motorcarriage #(<-in my head) #but also sunset orange #purple inland empire #and deep blue soul #disco elysium #wait a minute what colors where khan's scarf #orange violet turquoise! nvm

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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#disco elysium #sometimes I forget there's an actual solution #I know the murder they're a significant amd memorable character #but when I think about them it's not the first thing that comes to mind #solving the case matters that little it becomes secondary