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Your three favorite hang out spots on campus?

WHERE YOU ARE NOT

WHERE YOU ARE NOT

WHERE YOU ARE NOT

HONK HONK HONK HONK :V

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today you swarmed me as I walked to linguitics. it was terrifying. i hope you feel you've accomplished your evil goose mission.

GOOD

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU TRESPASS? NO. DO NOT ANSWER. KNOW YOU TRESPASS. KNOW YOU, FOOLISH MORTAL, LITTLE FLESHBAG WITH LITTLE SHOE WITH CAP AND NO CLAW AND NO FEATHER, ALWAYS TRESPASS, ALWAYS WALK NOT WELCOME!

WANT WELCOME???

GIVE TRIBUTE TO GOOSETHENA! SHOW PURE OF FEATHER. GIVE OF SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLESHY HUMAN FLIPFLOP BREADEATERS THINK NOT OF GOOSE. NOT OF BRETHREN.

#MISSIONACCOMPLISH????

#Bryn Mawr #bmcgeese #bmc #linguistic-ladybug

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Hello, You have returned.

GEESE NEVER LEAVE. GEESE JUST OUT OF SIGHT FOR A WHILE. 

#hurrimaburr #BMC #BRYN MAWR

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Harrison Wells seal of approval

WHAT IS? WHAT IS THING? WHY HUMAN FACE? NO WANT APPROVAL OF HUMAN. OF FLESHBAG GROUNDED ROOT DIRTYFACED GLASS ON NOSE MONGREL! WHY???!??!?!?!?!

#GIVE TO GOOSETHENA #bmcgeese #bmc #submission

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LGBTQIA+ history month welcomes our anserine friends! If you would like to spread knowledge of goose culture, we are welcoming names for concepts that could fall under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella, so any words for gender or sexuality in your amazing language that you would like to supply us with would be welcome! (We have at least one outdoor event this month, which should be accessible for you!)

IS LIKE THIS.

GOOSE FALL IN FORMATION? OTHER GOOSES GO DOWN FROM V. PROTECT FALLEN MEMBER. NO BROTHER/SISTER OF FLESHFEATHER DOWNTAIL LEFT. WILL PROTECT UNTIL DEATH. 

NO WORD FOR THE GOOSES NO PROTECT OTHER GOOSES. JUST SHAMEFUL GEESE. GEESE NO DESERVE BE GEESE. GOOSE PROTECT. GOOSE PROTECT HURT SISTREN. GOOSE PROTECT WEAK SISTREN. GOOSES PROTECT DIFFERENT. ANY WAY. FLIPPERED FEATHER CLAW TALON, WING HURT, OTHER GOOSE THERE.

HUMAN FLESHNUGGET BLOODBAG NO LIKE GOOSE. HUMAN HURT OTHER HUMAN. DIFFERENT HUMAN IS HURT BY HUMAN SISTREN. HURT HUMAN FALL FROM V? OTHER HUMAN WALK. TREAT LIKE TRASH! 

NOT HOW GOOSE TREAT OTHER.

GOOSE ACCEPT GOOSES FOR NIBBLES OF GRASS IN MUD. FOR EGG IN SPRING. FOR LITTLE DOWNY FEATHERFLOOF TO STRONG WINGS CARRYING GOOSES ON HIGH WIND. IS NO BUSINESS WHO MATE WITH WHO! NOT ALL PAIR MAKE EGG. NOT ALL PAIR WANT EGG. SOME HELP OTHER PAIR. ALL FLY TOGETHER.

ALL GOOSES FAMILY UNDER GOOSETHENA. HONK AS ONE. FLY AS ONE. NO GOOSE LEFT IN REEDS BELOW. NO GOOSE NO HONK WITH OTHERS.

WE ARE ONE.

ON SIDE NOTE:IS NICE HUMAN HOLD EVENT OUTDOORS SO GOOSES CAN PARTICIPATE. VERY NICE. WILL ATTEND, YES. REMIND TO PREEN FEATHER.

#bmc #bmcgeese #HONK? #foruli

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GOOSES RECOGNIZE THE TUMBLR USER krispi-kebob AS FEARING THE GOOSES. RECOGNIZE SUPERIOR GEESE! YES! YES! SOME BRYN MAWR WOMENFLESHBAGS UNDERSTAND! SOME DO! HOPE IS NOT LOST. #NOTALLHUMANS 

#bmc #bmcgeese #krispi-kebob

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CALM DAY. NICE WIND. GEESES PLEASED.

#bmc #bmcgeese

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EXCUSE US??? EXCUSE? EXCUSEEEE? NOT OKAY! NOT OKAY! BAD! HORRIBLE HUMAN! HORRIBLE! GOOSETHENA FROWN ON YOU! MAY FLESH BE COVERED IN WHITE SNOWFLAKE! ARMY! ARMY OF TINY WHITE WARRIOR FLUFFERS!

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

male

female

heterosexual

homosexual

pansexual

asexual

bisexual

cis

trans

non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

an asshole

a goose

#bmc #bmcgeese #goosemention

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Wild Geese By Mary Oliver

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. Tell me about your despair, yours, and I will tell you mine. Meanwhile the world goes on. Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain are moving across the landscapes, over the prairies and the deep trees, the mountains and the rivers. Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again. Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting -- over and over announcing your place in the family of things.

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HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

#Bmc #bmcgeese #bryn mawr

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ALL HAIL GOOSETHENA! How shall two legged womens etc recongize the great GOOSETHENA and know to praise her?

SHALL KNOW IF HUMAN IS PURE OF HEART. GOOSETHENA KNOWS. NO NEED FOR HUMAN SQUABBLING. HUMAN DOUBT. FEED GOOSE. BE KIND TO FELLOWS OF FEATHER. LOOK TO SKIES WITH HOPEFUL WYE'S. KNOW GOOSETHENA WATCH OVER. KNOW SHE WATCH ALL CHILDREN.

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SPY INSIDE BUILDING SEND ME THIS PICTURE. HOW DARE!!!!! HOW DARE!??!!?!!?

#bmc #bmcgeese #bryn mawr

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THIS BIRD GET IT!

#bmcgeese #bryn mawr #bmc

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Gooses I fear thee. Gooses why must you attack me Gooses. Why.

NO ATTACK IF HUMAN IS KIND. IS CAREFUL. IS NOT SAYING MEAN, MEAN THINGS BEHIND GOOSE BACK.

DO YOU SAY MEAN THINGS BEHIND GOOSE BACK?

AVIAN ATTENTIVE CREATURE. ROBIN WHISPER TO CRANE WHISPER TO GOOSE. YES. ALL THE INSULTS FLESHBAGS SAY. ALL CRUSTY, DIRTY COMMENT.

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SO MANY BURNING QUESTION FROM GREEDY FLESHY TWOLEGGERWOMENS. ONE ANSWER A DAY! ONE!

SO COMMANDS GOOSETHENA! NO MORE GOOSES ANSWER WILLY NILLY. NO MORE CATER TO MEATBAGS WITH NO FEATHER!

ESPECIALLY IF NO TRIBUTE GIVEN TO GODDESS.

HUMAN AS ALWAYS- TO TAKE WITHOUT GIVE.

#bmc #bryn mawr #bmcgeese

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why bryn mawr

BETTER QUESTION:

WHY YOU GO BRYN MAWR?

#HONK? #bmc #bryn mawr #bmcgeese

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NEW TERRITORY CLAIMED THIS DAY

I have an idea for a new sport: goose punting!

WHEN YOUR SISTREN HAVE ANKLES BITTEN RAW, BLOODY

WHEN HAIR PULLED OUT LONG STRANDS BY HARD BEAKS; 

SHINS BRUISED PURPLE BLACK BLUE FROM WING HITS STRONG, TRUE;

WHEN SCREAM “WHY, WHY DO THIS? MERCY, WHY?’

WILL SHOW THEM THIS.

WILL SHOW THEM CRUELTY OF TWOLEGGER FLESH WINGLESS HUMAN.

THEY NOT UNDERSTAND OWN HARSHNESS, OWN APATHETIC CRUEL HUMAN NATURE.

BUT WE DO.

#bmc #bryn mawr #WE LAUGH AT YOUR MISERY #bmcgeese