boinurmom13

[boinurmom13]

i dont think this picrew takes into consideration men very much

they made me twinkify my boy!!

im too scared to tag anyone

Picrew Chain! You can find it here

@monsieur-fisch @ladyofthestarlight

[boinurmom13]

cnon true bfact canon

Our Farmers as a memes, because... idk I'm bored again lol (part 1/?):

Hey, @amishasp, @silly-farmer, @boinurmom13, @seharuuchan, @g0atmama, @bungiri 👀

[boinurmom13]

hi thanks for the tqg

i will NOT be tagging anyone else because im a big fat coward.

instead i offer up anyone who sees this. ur my tag. that i will not be tagging.

last song: judas by lady gaga im p sure

favorite color: blue and black

last movie/tf show: legend of korra just finished season 1 bolin i want you

sweet/savory/spicy: spicy because sweet has a gross aftertaste and im not entirely sure what savory even means anything can be savored

last thing i googled: skeleton arm

current obsession: atla🤤

last book: that one fan made zuko backstory comic if u count graphic novels. other than that, the dawn of yangchen

looking forward to: probably finished the legend of korra so i can go read all the comics and then rewatch both series until im bored

last fic: i dont read fanfiction

thank u thank u @fiddleleafedfig for the tag !!

nine people you want to get to know better

last song: when i opened the tag, 'alien blues' by vundabar but currently i'm listening to hozier 'would that i'. as of finishing writing this, radiohead. there you have it.

favourite colour: a deep cherry red. the kind that would make a really lovely lipstick gloss.

last movie/tv show: i'm terrible with shows and movies, but i was watching the bowie doco (moonage daydream) the other day, keeping on brand ik. i also love british comedians so 'would i lie to you?' is probably up there as well.

sweet/savoury/spicy: sweet if it is really well done. i'm talking specifically that one pub down by where i live that for some reason makes the best chocolate lava cake ever. if not, savoury forever.

last thing i googled: beatles guitar songs for beginners. i've decided to relearn guitar and i'm back to the absolute basics.

current obsession: concerts! this is a long-standing love but it is very evident lately. the way concerts down here work is that no one comes for years bc of the trek to aus, and then randomly there's this one month period where everybody is here at once and suddenly i have to choose between favs. that has been this month! hard on the bank account but my soul is thriving with a concert every other week. saw noah kahan, it was life-altering.

last book: i'm between the '50 yrs of led zeppelin' biography by mick wall, and 'anna karenina' by tolstoy atm. (adding it) last fic: blends by rvltn909. finished it yesterday and oh my god. the crime that was me putting it off.

looking forward to: still a little ways away, but i'm moving to america for (my) winter-spring!! i've work in the states, which i'm thrilled abt. it also means i am tracking down artists who refuse to concert in aus (hozier for the love of god) and trying to sneak them in as well.

np tags (apologies if you've already been tagged): @fairylittlebitch @alltoounwellll @the-moon-says-hi @just--vi @whyistarchaser @bellaxisworld @feminist-cult-following @none-of-it-was-accidental @svnflowermoon + ofc anybody else who wants to. tag me. let me know you all.

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right answer, thank you cc

do you think error is on the “a hotdog is a sandwich” or “a hotdog is a taco” side

i

im guessing he would be the one to say a hotdog is a taco??

[boinurmom13]

Proship just means supporting the right to ship freely. I get the ick from incest and child/adult shipping but I can just move on instead of making a fuss. It’s all not real and we should come together as a community instead of shunning each other. The “pro” doesn’t even really stand for problematic. I like to explore parenthood themes in fiction but I know I don’t want to be a parent. It’s a safe way of doing it, and it’s always safe as long as it’s tagged responsibly.

get off my oage you freakazoid nobody asked. i do not want to associate myself with those who think pedophilia or incest is okay to enforce, fictional or not.

[boinurmom13]

DAVE??? AS IN DAVE MILLER FROM THE HIT GAME DAY SHIFT AT FREDDYS??

barfy leave my inbox

[boinurmom13]

Haha, boop!

yeah n youve been booped back bud

[boinurmom13]

hes so fine oh my god sam I NEEDD YOU

SAM'S NEW WINTER OUTFIT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

[boinurmom13]

the way concernedape dropped the new update on the first day of spring, which coincides with the first day of the game, was genius

[boinurmom13]

HELPP HAHAHA canon

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> Julian has been added to the "Stardew Valley farmers" group chat

Julian: hello?

Bo: hey dude

Bo: welcome to our group

Julian: oh thanks!

Julian: what's this group for?

Bo: well I figured we all live in the same town and there's no general group for us lol

Julian: what about Pelican Town general group?

Bo: nah doesn't count and probably lame anyway

Bella: Bo got kicked out of the general Pelican Town chat group for flooding with memes about Lewis, so he made his own group, because you can't kick an admin out.

Bella: hey Julian 👋

Julian: howdy partner 🤠

Bella: 🤠

Bo: whatever 🙄 anyway we can post memes here too, all sorts of useful information and questions.

Julian: like what?

Rain: like can someone help me with advice on what to make with strawberries besides pies and jam? I want something new. Hi Julian! 👋

Julian: hi 👋 I will send you a recipe for strawberry ice cream, try it.

Rain: ok, thanks ❤️

Rain: you're a lifesaver 😎

Julian: 😎

Bo: see? my group is better than that old fart

Bella: that's not the only reason you started chat group, right?

Bo: lmao of course not

Bo: Ayo everyone! check this out!

> Bo posts an image with name "smutty meme about bitch Isaac lol"

> Julian, Bella, Rain and 15 other people liked this post.

> May reacted to the post with a 🤣 emoji.

> Ziana reacted to the post with the 😳 emoji

> Wren and Myra reacted to the post with a 👀 emoji

May: LMAO I'm dying 💀

Julian: i love this group already ❤️

Bo: 😎

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Farmers Bo (@boinurmom13), Ziana (@wheredarknessfallsinlove), Bella (@ivquatro), May (@poxy-domain), Myra (@seharuuchan), Wren (@bungiri) and Rain (@silly-farmer) were mentioned here!

[boinurmom13]

canon btw that hes kicked out of the towns gc AND banned from the facebook page

love this 😜

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> Julian has been added to the "Stardew Valley farmers" group chat

Julian: hello?

Bo: hey dude

Bo: welcome to our group

Julian: oh thanks!

Julian: what's this group for?

Bo: well I figured we all live in the same town and there's no general group for us lol

Julian: what about Pelican Town general group?

Bo: nah doesn't count and probably lame anyway

Bella: Bo got kicked out of the general Pelican Town chat group for flooding with memes about Lewis, so he made his own group, because you can't kick an admin out.

Bella: hey Julian 👋

Julian: howdy partner 🤠

Bella: 🤠

Bo: whatever 🙄 anyway we can post memes here too, all sorts of useful information and questions.

Julian: like what?

Rain: like can someone help me with advice on what to make with strawberries besides pies and jam? I want something new. Hi Julian! 👋

Julian: hi 👋 I will send you a recipe for strawberry ice cream, try it.

Rain: ok, thanks ❤️

Rain: you're a lifesaver 😎

Julian: 😎

Bo: see? my group is better than that old fart

Bella: that's not the only reason you started chat group, right?

Bo: lmao of course not

Bo: Ayo everyone! check this out!

> Bo posts an image with name "smutty meme about bitch Isaac lol"

> Julian, Bella, Rain and 15 other people liked this post.

> May reacted to the post with a 🤣 emoji.

> Ziana reacted to the post with the 😳 emoji

> Wren and Myra reacted to the post with a 👀 emoji

May: LMAO I'm dying 💀

Julian: i love this group already ❤️

Bo: 😎

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Farmers Bo (@boinurmom13), Ziana (@wheredarknessfallsinlove), Bella (@ivquatro), May (@poxy-domain), Myra (@seharuuchan), Wren (@bungiri) and Rain (@silly-farmer) were mentioned here!

[boinurmom13]

licking the screen so hard rn

fem nightmare i drew on paint tool sai 2 for @boinurmom13

[boinurmom13]

THE WYA YOUVE IMPROVED

audgbsbe he is evolving

[boinurmom13]

im so pumped for march 19th

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley update #stardew valley 1.6

[boinurmom13]

wow guys my silly mafia au has it own tag now (i literally dont post abt it this is a discord server thing

anyways beuaitful i love my wife

i’ll post this here too

bofia nightmare by @boinurmom13

[boinurmom13]

Suigenyob suigenyob suigenyob

Part 1

[boinurmom13]

coughs

wow no way drawing my farmer after 84749583 years of inactivity…

hi guys.

okay. bo revamp.

You ever wanna see a farmer with mommy issues?? And a strong distrust of adventurers??? No?? too bad

heres bo

An ex-con, an ex-xman, and ex-adventurer!!! (minus the ex-con and ex-xman).

Bo had gone to a boarding school for kids with traits like he has, aka kids that have magic abilities, or come from a long line of adventurers and are going to work in the same profession. Despite the fact that he has the ability to cast magic, and use magic, he was not raised as such. Bo wasn’t raised to be a witch, wizard, spellcaster, whatever you wanna call it

no.

he was raised around the sword and shield, the good ol’ classic hardwork of pigsticking a slime with a sharp ass metal. yeah. that one.

There’s a reason for this, obviously. i mean. its not just cruel acts by the head of the school, no. No, Bo’s magic is. finicky. It’s not as easy as elemental magic, such as dealing with fire or water. It’s not as easy as generic, or written spells, or potion work, or the whole shebang.

His magic, if left untrained or unattended, is capable of fucking with his own mana levels, and others’. as well as, if strong enough potentially kill a bitch,..

call it whatever you want, vampiric, yin and yang, the reaper’s touch, soul sucking, what EVER, it doesnt matter its all the same.

“well…, dave!! you just said bo wasnt raised to control his *snort* magic..!! so. uhm. how is he working on a farm if, *snort* hehe, he could potentially kill all of his crops *gurgle burp*” well. you disgusting. disgusting. icky. thing,

thats the irony. bo cannot control it properly, but it is under maintenance using an old relic the school had, conveniently, on hand (i lief they went searching for it)

so, no, he cant kill a guy, but he can make them exceptionally tired if bo’s running low and needs some gogo juice. he can, however, kill plants. which makes formwork exceptionally hard for him, and is why he sticks to more animal work than using plants.

anyways.

that story with amelia is the same. bo’s cousin, died in battle over in galdora, affected him deeply, he left midway through his training over in gotoro, went TOTALLY off the radar.

came back to the farm per rodney’s (amelias husband) request, was handed a bunch of amelia’s old stuff, and the deed to the farm should he want it.

amongst amelia items was a small vial that was broken by another witch in the country bo had moved to, and released two disgustingly slimy salamander things. (this is a change, cuz it used to be two human-looking demons)

you like familiars with witches? grear cuz bo has two.

its explained to bo that these “salamanders” are actually demons that go WAY back in the family bloodline, back to when the barabell family first got in touch with a higher being that could grant them magical abilities. these demons were the trade off.

both safairry (previously cain) and rarify (previously jack) make it their job to nitpick everything bo does and also try to convince him to preform a ritual to get them out of their salamander state and back into the demons they once were.

love that

anyways, you might ask “well now u have all this worldbuilding, but what about the other villagers?? huh?? and other people thingies, how does bo interact with them??”

bo keeps to himself a lot. he rarely goes into town beyond the essentials, so he’s not friends with a lot of people. however, he does get visits from sam occasionally, as well as sebastian, since they used to be friends from when bo, during points in which the boarding school went on long breaks and he needed a place to stay, would stay on the farm with rodney and amelia.

abby tags along too.

despite bos dislike of the adventuring field, he does have to go up into the mines and interact with people like magnus and marlon to actually get somewhere. after bo had (somehow??) found his way onto ginger island and (FOR SOME REASON???) got to the top of the volcano, he got himself tied into galdora

this, of course, was because lance had stopped by after their inital meeting, they chatted, and lance may or may not have let it slip that one of amelia’s (a good, but old friend of camilla’s) family members is in town.

and staying, from what it looks like.

also with romance shit or whatever, bo has to cope with the fact that he cannot genuinely care about his future boyfriends or his current friends. that. that was some self discovery on my bit, and now is getting forced into my farmer. i made his schooling time absolute hell, so ill make his love life hell too. fuck you bo.

#its not too different from the original #yeah him and lance still get together #after a long slow burn and bo eventually realizing that hes bound to come back to monster hunting #woo farmer #also fyi bo is fully capable of being respectful to strangers #or even people he knows #hes not quick to loud and aggressive anger #in fact he’s more quiet when angry and he treats everyone around him particularly well #hes just quiet and has a resting bitch face #ALSO HE HAS A SLIGHT ACCENT #like if someone didnt know what scottish sounded like #he also slurs his words a lot #ok thats it #sdv #stardew valley #sve #stardew valley expanded #art #sdv farmer