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thought about far cry villains too hard

#sometimes its not even that the backstories are underdeveloped #its that they dont USE it in game #like we know what happened to vaas and pagan min and the seeds and mickey & lou #but it just dosent come up in game really....unless u joseph seed :/ #and only a bit #this man went “guess who killed a baby? this guyyyyyy” to a starving drug addled kidnapped cop who was eating raw meat out of a dog bowl #and if you actually read the book he wrote for his cult it contradicts other lore given by writers for the game as well as in game document #so like either someones lying or the fc writing teams dont cross-reference each others work or dont firmly establish things #like its a stone soup thing where everyone throws in thier thoughts but only like 10% of it is actually used for the game??? idk #it really is a shame bc theres really interesting lore for all these ppl #they need tie in novels or something tbh #or comics?

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Don’t worry guys Staci didn’t die at the end! He’s fine! Look!

im taking him to macdonals

#well still better than whatever jacob was doing to him

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#NOT THE JOHN THROUPLE 😭 #lmaoooo #tracy and faith WILL make me shed a tear tho -_-

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you’ve got time to play your little games, i’ll let you know when its time to come home.

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That meme

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Far Cry Antagonists in Live Action Vaas Montenegro │Joseph Seed │Mickey │Lou │Anton Castillo

#lets be real here they're all fucking hot #that being said #FCND girlies being THAT hot and having to have their hair styled like that is a criminal crime #the blue contacts were also. a choice. #smh

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hey when Joseph does the little eulogies after his siblings die where is that taking place? Like does he just have a darkroom set up with moody lighting ready to go whenever? Is it his designated crying corner? Does he go there to cry about other things or was this set up just in case somebody died and he still had to make it all about him? Is there a little sign hanging on the doorknob you can flip around that says Crying: Do Not Enter?? Did some poor peggie have to put out a requisition order for Joe’s special pink mourning lights??? I have many questions

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Far Cry 5 Scenery 47/???

#there are two possibilities with faith's bunker #either she's just blasting bliss into the air and it's actually clean and organized irl #or she's blasting Bliss in the air AND it's this weird aesthetic fairy princess grass inside vibes #either way that seems like a really stupid decision for a place that was meant to Outlast the apocalypse #like weren't they supposed to be in there for 20 years or something? #you think dumping a bunch of dirt and grass all over the place is going to help maintain the structural integrity in there????? #with that said this is probably the most livable out of all of the seed bunkers #both John and Jacob are tossing corpses left right and center #they're both absolutely disgusting and Jacobs is flooded #imagine living in one of those for 10 years #and you KNOW the peggies aren't bathing

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POV: you’re the Deputy and you wake up in the church with John Seed looming over you like this

#they do have the same aura of pathetic desperation

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the seed loading screens but it’s just things me and gothie have said while playing the game

@killyourrdarlingss

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“I will give you purpose. I will set you free.”

#I wonder what this fight looked like from the outside #was Rook just running around in circles firing wildly #while Faith was trying to run away from them and pelting them with bliss? #until one of Rook's shots managed to get her??? #idk

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far cry 5 // Reductress headlines

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Far Cry 5 Scenery 38/???