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writing my kafka diary like Jan. 12th: Shower was cold. Hell on earth. Soup for dinner.

#Nodding.

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I was pretty generous with that questionnaire. I said yes to the 2 members of the same friend group one by counting the time period from 2006-2007 during which Lara and I had semi-solid plans to get married when we grew up.

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Today while I was digging that grave, my daughter came to me and told me to dig a grave for her doll too, and I said, "Well, are you just going to come out here in the middle of the night and dig it up again?" and she looked me in the eyes and said "No," so I knew that she was going to go out there in the middle of the night and dig it up again but I buried the doll anyways.

#Now it's the middle of the night and I heard the front door open.

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does that mean you and ash have had sex now?

First of all, I'm saving myself for Christ and we all know that. Secondly, none of your business. Thirdly, Ashley is not the only person I've ever spent time around.

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45.

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Actually, Sticky recently asked me if he could have money to buy a whole case of mango jelly, and I said no, and he said, "You know I'm just going to get it from Ashley after you go to work," and I said "Why do you think he'll say yes?" and Sticky said "Because he's American." I don't know what he meant or if he got the money.

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if a boy told me "want hot choccy" out loud i would dump him on the spot

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A doctor digging graves can't inspire confidence.

Why do I always get weird anons whenever I talk about graves and guns and death? I also do union organizing, but no one asks about that.

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I deleted my post about fetishizing Ashley because I didn't like it, but it's still a good joke. He's my little Yankee.

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We use shallow graves here, so I'm usually done by the time I start getting tired of Dig Gravedigger Dig.

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#That big old hole just keeps getting bigger so dig gravedigger dig. Very true. #Spotify

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I should say something about the new Dolly Parton song (it's great, she never misses), but I've been listening to Dig Gravedigger Dig by Corb Lund on repeat while I dig this grave so that's what's on my mind.

#Dig dig gravedigger dig gravedigger dig work that shovel with a vigor gravedigger before rigor mortis sets in dig.

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I used to hate American music because the first American song I ever heard was You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive and I was like, "This fucking sucks."

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#Yeah. #Spotify

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#Man. #I like this song a lot. #Spotify

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some housekeeping going on over here in pathologic town -- our previous andrey is no longer a member of the timeline and andrey within the timeline (lou’s peter’s brother and maria’s architect) is an NPC for the time being. fyi as this may affect interactions with some remaining characters!

#ooc