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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#hmm these numbers… aren’t adding up #classic 100.1% moment

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

#ME WHEN STURGEONS #STURGEON POSTING

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Oh I think tomorrow is I Will Not Let The Rot Consume Me Saturday

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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

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#pigeons #pigeon #my art #my posts

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Yipee before the sipee

#beasts

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the good news is that some things in life are easy peasy the bad news is that all the other things are difficult pifficult

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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

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I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront

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scars on your scalp show that when you were in preschool you played a game of human wack-a-mole and it didn’t go so well

Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!!