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RHYTHMORTIS.
midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“ Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“ Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“ Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“ They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“ Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“ Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“ Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“ What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“ I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“ I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“ The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“ Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“ If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“ I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“ My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“ There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“ You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“ I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“ I really do hate thinking. ”
“ In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“ I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“ Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“ Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“ So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“ Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“ The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“ Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“ The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“ I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“ Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“ What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“ Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“ RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“ Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“ My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“ It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“ Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“ How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“ I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“ You look so biteable today. ”
“ Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“ I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“ Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“ Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“ Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“ Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“ I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“ Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“ I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“ Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“ I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“ Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“ You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“ You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“ It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“ Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“ No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“ No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“ I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“ Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“ Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“ I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“ Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“ I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“ Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“ Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“ Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“ May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“ I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“ You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“ Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“ Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“ All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“ How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“ What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“ I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“ Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“ Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“ I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“ Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“ I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“ You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“ Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“ I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“ If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“ Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“ Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“ I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“ Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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"you actually don't need to do that. not sure who told you that you need to — but you don't."
❝ ... my ex husband as returned ... pardon me but i need to bully him , fondly of course . ❞
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PROMPTS FOR CURIOUS HYPOTHETICALS
* assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary
do you think you would have liked me if we met back then?
if i asked you to marry me... right now... what would you say?
could you ever imagine us together?
what if we're not meant to survive this?
if you found out you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
what if your life went differently? where do you think you'd be?
i bet we would have been best friends as kids.
could you imagine a world like that?
would you say yes if i asked you on a date?
what if only one of us gets out?
i wish we'd dated sooner.
what if they don't like me?
what superpower would you choose, if you had to pick one?
i wonder what that would be like.
i bet we'd be married by now, if things had gone differently.
i'll never stop considering the "what-ifs."
have you ever pictured us as a couple?
what does your perfect future look like?
do you think you might see me as more than a friend?
ever thought about the future?
what if we're not meant to be together?
but what if there's only one bed? what then?
if we get through this, what's the first thing we should do?
where do you see yourself in ten years?
if a higher power exists... i wonder what they think of us.
maybe we could try going on a date. see what happens.
i've always wondered if you'd ever look my way.
what words would [name] use to describe you?
what would be your strategy for an apocalypse?
could you ever see me as something more?
if we ever make it out of here, where will we go?
what do you think lies ahead?
what if i'm not meant to do this?
if we get trapped, we need to come up with a plan.
have you ever wondered what our kids would look like?
is there more to life than this?
do you ever wish we'd met each other sooner?
i always wonder what would have happened.
if you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
if you could snap your fingers right now and be anywhere you want, where would you pick?
do you think we have any chance of surviving this?
i'm trying to picture a world where we get through this in one piece.
what if this doesn't end well?
what if we get stuck there?
if a genie gave you three wishes, what would you ask for?
what if everyone stares at me?
what if i'm not cut out for this?
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once again your promo fucking CURSES ME and i have to go listen to earth wind and fire
you cannot escape the boogie wonderland induced boogie fever
#MIDNIGHT CREEPS SO SLOWLY INTO HEARTS OF MEN WHO NEED MORE THAN THEY GET#DAYLIGHT DEALS A BAD HAND TO A WOMAN WHO HA#( 🎵 ❛ ooc ╱ fruit cup (complimentary).
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THE MIRROR STARES YOU IN THE FACE —
independent octavo from cadence of hyrule.
loved by gladiolus.
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ok going to be doing some blog maintenance aka updating my carrd to reflect the fact that i had a birthday on march 23rd, clearing out my drafts and inbox (save for the things just sent to me. blows a kiss to ryn and ansem), and also deleting some ooc spam and reposting my promo for Freshness, as well as going through my followers because a lot of people seemed to have broke mutuals during my inactivity without softblocking, clear out some inactives myself, go through ppl who followed me while i was inactive, etc
if there is an old thread you really want me to reply to, let me know. otherwise consider everything dropped
also feel free to send me new stuff ofc mwah
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oh yeah i have a work that's going to be in a soon-to-come cadence of hyrule zine :')
very excited to get to share a preview of my work for the @hyruleconcerto zine!!!! octavo is Going Through It
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anyone else remember this twink
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✍ if i may request a silly boy
➤ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 ⬩ @bransles
bro this isn't silly at all ...
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if you told octavo that you were gay he would just scoff and say "i'm gayer"
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tagged: @vigilantdesert thank youuuu
tagging: idk man just steal it
what’s your phone wallpaper: this image of mitsunari and yoshitsugu from senbasa being a little gay
last song you listened to: staria i: amadeus rise! by set to stun
currently reading: recently started reading to be devoured by sara tantilinger and the deeper the water the uglier the fish by katya apekina. so far they're pretty good!
last movie: across the spiderverse! it was sooo good i literally wanna watch it again already
last show: currently in the middle of watching trigun stampede actually
what are you wearing right now: pajamas and a robe. i <3 work from home days
how tall are you: 5'6"
piercings / tattoos: both ear lobes are double pierced, and my septum is pierced. no tattoos... yet. i want some tattoos i'm just pussy lol
glasses / contacts: technically i should be wearing glasses rn but i tend to not wear them because i hate the way they feel on my face and i'm weird about contacts :/
last thing you ate: snacking on some chocolate donut holes yum yum
favorite color(s): purple. i'm the purple guy. honorable mentions are red, black, and pink.
current obsession: i don't think i'll ever not be obsessed with loz. help me. please. it's so cold and dark
do you have a crush right now: ya i have a crush on my boyfriend. please don't tell him tho that'd be sooo embarrassing
favorite fictional character: i live and breathe for ganondorf. very close runner up is yoshitsugu from senbasa
last place you traveled: went to point pleasant, wv again yesterday! this time my bestie dragging her bf with us because he's never been. got to touch mothman statue's ass again <3
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being a bard is gay as fuck. what are you a bard for? to serenade other men?
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honestly, atticus did not need to grab his wrist the way he did, because octavo would have made the same mad dash regardless. he prided himself in his courage and the way he refused to run from any opponent — he had even insisted on braving the guardians that ravaged the land and attempted to stand toe - to - toe with them, despite how stupid people told him that he was for it. these . . . things, however, were different. they bled dark energy, they were uncanny in a way that made goosebumps rise on his skin, and the noise they made from what octavo could only guess as their entire being immediately triggered his brain's flight response.
he would gladly run from these, he decided. and he felt secure in that decision when atticus wholeheartedly agreed on getting as far away from them as possible.
octavo tailed closely behind atticus, making the mistake of turning his head to look back and witness how quickly the hands were catching up. it sent his heart barreling through his chest, quickening his intake of air — how could a puddle of black and red goop taking the shape of hands move so fast?!
they approached a tree and he was given the order to climb. with no hesitation and time nor mental capacity to spare it a thought, octavo was rendered unable to do anything else but obey. he hopped to grab the nearest sturdy branch from atticus' assistance and quickly climbed hire like a fleeing cat. he stopped to look back down towards atticus, making sure he followed close, lest the hands caught up and grabbed hold of him.
his eyes moved to the hands, circling the base of the tree, but not moving upwards — maybe hylia hadn't forsaken them, then. he heaved for air, desperate for air in his lungs as if he had just been held underwater, adrenaline still pulsing heavy through his veins.
"are — are we okay? still alive? have all our limbs? good," he said between pants, "at least it doesn't seem keen on climbing."
. . . now what? would it simply . . . give up and go away? toss something out in the distance in hopes the hands would decide to chase after it? although octavo questioned the effectiveness of treating some creature of evil as if it were simply an angry dog.
"i am starting to wonder why you haven't decided to leave hyrule yet. i'm starting to wonder why i haven't."
hyrule always seemed the opposite of his peaceful, tropical home. while the ever-gentle hoenn saw only the rarest of monster attacks, and always the most lesser, low-born of creatures, hyrule saw them with increasing frequency, even in their so-called 'peace times'. in his short stay, he had witnessed ancient technology ravage the land, seen monsters revive themselves from death, and passed burnt villages now serving as monster camps.
the golden kingdom of the goddess seemed to be given higher praise than it deserved, given all of its suffering, yet with its people knowing nothing else, they still sung out their love.
and for a brief moment, atticus thought he could see just a glimpse into what they saw. the calamity was ended, peace was reclaimed, and a lost princess and her knight had begun to reshape the land into something hospitable again...
but there was nothing hospitable about the churning mass rising from a split in the earth. an omen of ill adding to an ever-towering pile that had come ever since the upheaval, and as the mass developed shape, atticus felt reassured that his opinion that hyrule was completely and utterly cursed was correct.
" i think you're right. "
his skin pricked at the sound of low, demonic cackling, and the mass, now a tangled mess of hands, turned sharp upon them. yellow eyes split wide on outstretched palms and from unseen mouths, they screamed.
how did hands scream? well, the question didn't really need an answer. all the answer he needed was the sudden cold in his bones and the fear of god planted into his soul as he grabbed onto octavo's wrist and ran like their lives depended on it--which, by how swiftly the monstrosity charged after them, it seemed their lives indeed did.
it was fast--too fast--and he could only guess its stamina was limitless, because of course it was. they would wear down, and then it would catch up, and he... did not especially want to find out what would happen then. suddenly, he was regretting asking cairo for some time alone with octavo.
panicking, desperate to think fast, atticus's eyes turned ahead to a broad, firm oak tree.
" climb, " he hissed through pants, and he didn't give octavo time to think. if this thing was land-based, then surely, its ungodly appendages could not climb up? it was a risk, but as he pushed octavo in front and knelt to help give him a boost up to the first sturdy branch, he concluded it better than running themselves ragged into the jaws--or rather, hands--of death.
#octavo and atticus sitting in a tree..........not kissing but just barely escaping death#( 🎵 ❛ ic ╱ i can see you dancing.#( 🎵 ❛ v ╱ botw.#lionfanged
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@wolfvirago sent : generate a platonic kiss… 9/10 chance that it’s just a slobbery wolf kiss lmao
the dog - like habits that robin adopted specifically when she was roaming around in her canine form tended to be charming. cute, even. sometimes a bit difficult to remember that there was an intelligent humanoid that was taking that form, and to not start infantilizing her and offering her treats and pets as octavo would for any other tamed, cute, furry creature.
this task was more daunting when she decided to tackle him to the ground, his body small and light compared to her large, hefty wolf form, and lick his face as if she were nothing more than an overgrown retriever. the feeling of wolf slobber was uncomfortably warm and slimy, but enough to make draw a laugh from him.
"gross — wait, ew, stop my mouth is open —" he pleaded, although it likely sounded far from serious when words were heaved between giggles. still, he made a futile attempt to push her off from him. "have some dignity!"
#you've heard of golden retriever bf but wheres golden retriever bestie???#( 🎵 ❛ ic ╱ i can see you dancing.#( 🎵 ❛ v ╱ botw.#( 🎵 ❛ answered ╱ love letters.#wolfvirago
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