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#amc iwtv #armand

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No (affectionate) but Daniel wants it so fucking bad that it's annoying. Following Astarion around with big puppy eyes. Astarion likes the attention and praise but I don't think it'd go further than that.

#unless we are talking like post-QotD Danny then Astarion might be interested

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

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It’s a common misconception that vampirism automatically leads to bisexuality but shocking new information from the World Health Organization says that, through sheer coincidence, everyone who’s ever been turned into a vampire was already bisexual. Scientists and statisticians all over the globe are working hard to understand this absolute statistical clusterfuck. More at 11.

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The Bat Woman by Albert Joseph Penot (1890)

The Vampire woman by Leanna TenEycke.

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You’re a perfect devil

Prints

#YO!! #its the thing!! #amc iwtv #love love love #fanart #loustat

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#louis pointe du lac #amc iwtv

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discourse predictions for when gabrielle de lioncourt is introduced in the show:

-if you call gabrielle a milf you support real life incest

-calling gabrielle a milf is transphobic

-calling gabrielle a dilf is transphobic

-calling gabrielle trans is transphobic, on account of the incest

-do you think gabrielle de lioncourt had girl power did gabrielle de lioncourt effectively utilize girl power when she refused to teach any of her children how to read

-gabrielle girl power discourse is transphobic

#oh the milf/dilf discourse is a guarentee #im so tired already #tvc

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😱 are you alright? 😱 your neckline is not slutty?? 😱 I can't even see your TITS are you okay?

#armand #amc iwtv

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It's never been about me.

#the yellow dress...throw me down a flight of stairs #poor babygirl #claudia de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #amc iwtv s2

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paris sucks. fuck these vampires.

#amc iwtv #armand #claudia de pointe du lac

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I'm making a vampire chronicles artbook. Here's Queen of the Damned.

#qotd #tvc

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I'm making a vampire chronicles artbook. Here's Queen of the Damned.

#qotd #tvc

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Vincent Price in a tux appreciation post 🖤🖤🖤

#vincent price #my beloved

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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW