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would like everyone to know i still have 265 screenshots from the alive stream

#i wish that version of wayne was ever like captured #he got so sensual with it

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des announces third final leg of the dream machine tour. thank god he at least gets a month or two off this time

#boy go see your daughter

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kinda love for how the Dream Machine tour for the Dream Machine album he played every song from Dream Machine except bad blood. like fuck that one i guess

#yeah there's backup vocalists but there's a whole audience #you shoulda seen nothing personal he didn't say shit for the whole prechorus. it was us

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des doing some straight up blues clues shit on stage tampa, us needing to point at willy while he ambles about like 'hmmm... who else do i need to thank...' 'oh! make some noise... for me!' and then we do it for a few seconds before going 'noooooo'

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we got a 'special kinky show treat' of him slapping his own ass for the intro of LML/LMD

#des rocs #tampa bay #it's the kinky show cause theyre working out all the kinks #the slapping ass was an aside

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HE DID IT!

HE'S THE LIGHTNING!

(that's the jersey for the hockey team of Tampa Bay, the Lightning)

#des rocs #tampa bay #tampa bay lightning #yes this was just for I Am The Lightning

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you know the concert's gonna be good when they're selling 'taxi exhaust' air fresheners

#my photo taking skills are shit #i almost want one for the bit. not worth it enough

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i fucked up my linocut BAD so i recreated it digitally & i'm just gonna print em out

i wanna hand em out at the shooooow...

#des rocs #actually not too bad a digitizing for my first time

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LOOK WHO FORGOT TO MIRROR HIS CUT...

...2½ HOURS IN

#i've heard you can transfer the ink to glass first to mirror it again #it'll soften the print but it'll work #it was gonna be black-on-white anyway so i can handle it

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Blissful Marketplace (Des’ version) on Tiktok

#how did i never get this on my dashboard??

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if i have time this week i reaaaally wanna make this a linocut and have a bunch printed for the show

what will happen with them? i won't know til i'm there... but my mom & her friend are def getting copies. and i'm keeping one. obvs.

#des rocs #the joke is that our hockey team is called the lightning #and we love our hockey team #it's gonna suck a bit. with that hair and doing text. but i'm skilled <- is going to slip and cut himself so much #it's on a 4x6 which is generally good for paper #i might scale it up to 6x9 depending on uh. idk if i feel like cutting more lino out #and how big my paper is

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i love all the songs from my favorite band except for the 2½ that i pretend don't exist :]

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y'see, i'm asexual, but the one time i've ever truly been horny was when i heard a new song for the first time that fucked so hard it passed through my blood-brain barrier, except i can't say i only cum for Wayne cause that's just the name of a guy. that's the name of the song, it's Wayne. could care less for anybody actually named Wayne.

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hell of a thing to enter the des rocs mythos, getting hacked just to have a bad low-fi song uploaded in his name

#des rocs #how the hell does this happen? what do you even do? #...can i preserve it for future generations? #BLISSFUL MARKETPLACE... fuckin hell...

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see i'd love to one of those 'imagines' for des as a bit but i don't think i have the strength to do it

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almost considering coming out to my mom just so i can bring some kind of pride flag to the des show. if i can get him to say fuck desantis it'll be the highlight of my year