bro-strider

[bro-strider]

You better hurry lil' man.

#homestuck #bro #bro strider

[bro-strider]

A good person

#bro hate #homestuck

[bro-strider]

Rb and tag the worst url u own mine is falloutboylesbian

#This one #Bro sucks

[bro-strider]

I really want a scene of Hatsune Miku straight up annihilating Bro and becoming Dave's new guardian.

#miku doesn't allow shitty brothers #miku meme #homestuck #dave strider

[bro-strider]

I wish I joined this fandom earlier so I could have gotten a canon name of anyone besides this asshole in anime shades on this hellsite.

#homestuck #rambles #why does he wear anime shades?

[bro-strider]

Roxy: My phone never breaks! Watch.

Jane: Wait, don’t-

Roxy: *throws her phone into the ground and smashes it*

[bro-strider]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[bro-strider]

H I ,   M Y   N A M E   I S   G U M B A L L   A N D   I   L O V E   L A S A G N A

[bro-strider]

Sometimes I just want to trade this user off for another one, but then remember literally no one would want it AND have a canon user.

#homestuck

[bro-strider]

“You keep assuring me that your friend isn’t a complete waste of space. Let’s see him prove it.“

“Well Mr.Belladonna, I regret to inform you that I am nothing but that.”

[bro-strider]

[bro-strider]

i had a fever dream and now i’m forcing all of you to have it too

[bro-strider]

[bro-strider]

I fucking needed this.

Alright kids

*Sits backwards in a chair like a Cool Teen*

The epilogue is really upsetting on a hundred different levels

And I know people who kin Dirk and Jane and whoever else the epilogue fucked are really upset about it

But you guys are still valid okay?

You’re not bad because of the epilogue

You’re not manipulative or transphobic or evil just because the characters are acting shitty in the epilogue

I know it’s upsetting and confusing and it hurts, but it’s okay

You define who you are, being kin doesn’t mean that you are 100% defined by the character you kin with

All timelines are different, and I’m not even convinced that the timeline in the epilogue is the same timeline as in act 6

So just because the character you kin with is doing some shitty crap in the epilogue timeline doesn’t mean you did that in your timeline and it doesn’t mean that’s how you are now

Stay safe you guys

#Jane is my highest kin #that shit had me messed up for two days!

[bro-strider]

I guess what I’m saying is

The epilogue is becoming the homestuck equivalent to JK Rowling’s Twitter account

It’s there

It’s definitely written down

But we don’t really have to accept it as canon

#i saw a meme about her account right before this- #and i dont even read Harry Potter!

[bro-strider]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[bro-strider]

are you going to tell me hed do otherwise