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i love hearing the occasional 0.5 second skating asmr during games, it just scratches a weird part of my brain that would otherwise not be scratched

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I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

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MITTS OFF WITH LUKE GAZDIC Simon Benoit

#monch monch

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if i’m timothy liljegren i’m getting this framed and hanging it in my bedroom

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it's wild that there are people on this earth not attracted to am34

#Sooooooo true #*side eyes my gf*

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blinch, obviously

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gavin napier | claus andersen

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Things I didn't have on my 2024 bingo list: Nolan Patrick retweeting my gf's post with a flaming hot misogynistic take about women's hockey from his burner account

#😂😂😂😂 #dont reblog #soooooooo sorry to everyone who liked my tknp fic because i canNot finish it anymore #cant make my brain write fanfic about this guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #this character arc is like a straight downward fall eheehehehe very humorous to me #sorry yall cant blame the homophobia and sexism on the migraines teehee

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thinking about 1634 singing livin on a prayer as rookies today.... join me

#thats love

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connor gets pushed around by the kings, likes it...?

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I changed my mind I do have comments. as a chronic migraine sufferer I would just like to say let that boy rest. he wears the tinted visor for a reason. if they think there's any chance it's a head injury then keeping him out of the lineup was (and is) the right thing to do. either way, he's not lazy, he played all 82 games, and there was no way they could have seen this coming. migraines are complex and brains don't always make sense. going for a walk is different from playing an entire playoff hockey game. resting him for the last few games wouldn't have prevented a migraine so bad you're wondering if you might have been concussed. the fact that the team is taking migraines and head injuries seriously is a good thing, even if the leafs lose this series. ok that's all.

#YEAH #id rather lose this year than him trying to play and fucking up his head

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willy :(

#😭😭😭😭 #why is the world making him suffer...

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i want you to know i love your art so much that practically every time im on tumblr i go to your page in case i somehow missed a new piece. thank you for sharing your beautiful art!!

this is so sweet !!!!!! aaaaah !!!! thank you for your love, it really means a lot 🥹💖

here's a little something for you!! it's an old 1634 piece i never got around to posting, based on @tinyhockey's wonderful corporate auston + mermitch au ideas :')

#WAH!!! #adorable

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Sanna Järnkrok 💃🏻's Instagram Story (April 24)

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this one goes out to @folie-a-dewey who mentioned middsy x slut pop and i couldn't get it out of my HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ya ok #also i know this is the wrong blog but this immediately made me think of shitty knight

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4-7-24 by Rich Graessle

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