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YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED ITS TODAY!!!!!!

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Continuing in the saga of "Trainer secretly having a thing with the Pokemon Professor" kick that I've been on recently...

She took his pants.

#solgaleo staring at her like girl i know what you been doing yall aint slick

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nobody gets me like they get me

#3x3=9 is a Wednesday. Don't @ me.

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international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

#it would be quite short but also the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangs #would I also need to dye it white? cause that would be an issue for sure. #in fact I think a lot of it would fall out if that's the case

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I'm just sayin' man. My little trainer looks adorable in his jacket and goggles okay?

I haven't played Pokemon Go in ages because I didn't have data now I finally am again and um did Professor Willow get hotter????

#did she or did she absolutely send him a selfie with his gear on that morning? #we may never know but we can safely assume that yes and he absolutely has it as his bg now😌 #bro im so bored im shipping my Pokémon OC with the sexy professor

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Man, I just got back into this game and had the same thought. Like damn. I'd spend plenty of time in the field if it meant running into him more often 👀

I haven't played Pokemon Go in ages because I didn't have data now I finally am again and um did Professor Willow get hotter????

#did i immediately jump on willow's wardrobe mission so I could headcannon that my little trainer stole his jacket post canoodle? #oh you bet i did it #and it was worth the 5 bucks #i've never caught so many pokemon so fast

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So is it just me or does anyone else find the Witch King of Angmar kinda gorgeous?

Like I know we never see anything but his armour but it's stupid sexy armour. Like in a beautiful way.

#i know im not alone in this the internet be freaky #lets talk about them sexy gauntlets

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Hey man...Halloween Ends is actually really good?

Just stopping by to say that.

#watching movies while waiting on my dog to wake up from his nap

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Ah fuck. Dog is taking me to Silent Hill.

#butter shenanigans

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Maaaaaan I wanna go home and doodle

#but i can't.

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Bro, I used one of those "masculine" filters and...I'm dying laughing

I look like a super fuckboy Geralt of Rivia wannabe.

I look like I trawl the local bingo hall for little old widows to swindle out of their social security checks to pay for cigarettes and axe body spray while working on my "music career".

...best case scenario I'm a himbo with a heart of gold behind my massive titties.

#here's me but as a dude i guess?

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#recent breakup means this is right on time #not even sorry tbh its her damn loss

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Hey man the new Hellraiser isn't horrible.

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some pokemon drawings from last year :-)

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Twitter is dying allegedly so I may be back lol

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Jax is 3 weeks late to the party but she brings fancy snacks and something dumb like 21 Jump Street. (It's probably one of the last movies she watched with someone and she remembers they found it funny? Doesn't matter. She's not watching. Too much work. Enjoy and leave her alone!)

What do you mean it was weeks ago? Well call everyone back over! Do you know how hard it was to ditch the band to be here today? Someone is eating all these whale chips and endangered eagle nuggets.

It’s movie night! What’s your MTL OC putting on? 

St. Cecilia’s go-to is Breakfast At Tiffany’s! 

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You really don’t have to forgive anyone for anything. Stay mad about shit that makes you mad.