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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#irl for sure. #i dont think i come as cool online at all and irl i can be the most charming person in the room

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#oh im like....good at fighting #but also probably the other way sure that too

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i think about this post like. at least once a day

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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2004

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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women

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*J.C. Leyendecker looking respectfully from the afterlife*

#video

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#video #ref

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#great way to start the day if youre haunted by visions during the night

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actually that brings up an interesting question

#i will spend years on the reg

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I wonder if I could help create a tumblr fandom for Flatland

#i remember reading this in high school but my class was mostly girls #and it said that the women can kill be easily but are also easily killed because they are triangles #or lines maybe? #i dont remember but basically we all discussed women making a ninja start by banding ttogether and killing all the men and the we layed dow #on the floor to demonstrate

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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#got a 2nd job #but like its a novelty store run by women so its fine