calliopechild

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Hunt's Mesa, Monument Valley by Bousure

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the hat man

#so many things i love here #donnie being judgmental about the hat man when his sleep-deprived ass is seeing spiders #him bodily dragging leo off to sleep while mikey and raph watch with zero concern and no intention of helping #and one of my absolute favorite headcanons--that for all his insomnia if you just plop a brother on him leo is out like a light #rottmnt

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Unmute !

#nearly choked on my drink at the chihuahua part #i love this guy's videos

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

#please i'm begging

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Shaker keychain :)

#PLEASE tell me this exists as a sticker i have a MIGHTY NEED #tmnt

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#it will never stop being funny when someone makes a poll expecting everyone to agree with them #and then gets absolutely ratio'd

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Very polite of him to greet the guests

#one of my college friends had her golden retriever as the ring bearer and i got to walk him down the aisle #10/10 best wedding date possible #this little boy looks very dapper in his suit

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#*wheeze*

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queen of the world to me

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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Someday Chocolate Guy is gonna make a working time machine out of chocolate and we'll just be like. Of course. Of fucking course. It's the fucking chocolate guy, what did we expect.

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I love taking walks in nature, zoning out. It’s nice to take a break from being a person. It’s good to let your soul get some fresh air.

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#honestly seeing that poll and multiple people being like #'oh yeah miette is pronounced mighty' aged me 47 years #IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT #all linguistic outrage aside I'm being 100% serious #how the fuck do you look at miette and get mighty? #do you also pronounce 'baguette' as 'bag-you-ity'? ffs

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#it's like they aren't even trying #listen i haven't taken French since high school which was [redacted] years ago #and even then it only took one read through and applying context clues #to figure out what that first meme was saying #also what an opportunity to plug why linguistics is a fun and important field #bc hello knowledge of sentence structure and common roots of words thanks for your aid

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