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degrassi season 13, episode 15 AKA The Character Assassination of Elijah Goldsworthy By The Coward Linda Schuyler

#eli goldsworthy #clare edward’s #degrassi tng #degrassi #this is BULLSHIT

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i walk into a room & several people yell "trigger warning: f slur!"

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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

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#this is my personality

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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

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#zack fox

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#how it feels to listen to orville peck

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Riverdale unanimously elected for best show on television

#my man KJ fighting for his fucking life through that accent #riverdale

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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

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#everyone rn #i love new york

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Todays children don’t eat enough dirt and that’s why they’re so ugly. Back in time, dirt was the only thing we ate, because we couldn’t afford refridgerators. Bending down to eat the sweet brown flesh of mother earth gave us beautifully shaped heads and shoulders.

#jacob seed wrote this

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

#bro i do this at work all the time #usually start my day with sunglasses or no glasses #i’ll have Vision when i’m good and ready

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Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy 05x05

All right, that’s it! Now we’re making progress.

#they’re having an irish discussion #jax teller’s motorized extravaganza

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#holy fuck #i love images that you can hear