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Who said poc solidarity doesn't exist

#HA

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We love the fact that it's getting dark at 3:00pm now :/

#it's fucking winter

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#kitties....

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Feel free to tell me more about it

#I've never fainted but I've gotten really close a few times #we love hcm #wheeeeeeeeee

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Are you fucking kidding me.

#of course it was on twitter #why the fuck are people treating this like it's some kind of joke #what in the hell is wrong with people

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in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

#this is bringing back unwanted memories of public school

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dear women: looking at pictures of capybaras on the internet won’t solve your problems. you have to kill people

#*sigh* fiiine #lemme go grab a knife

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Now you know.

#is this a real play?

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I still can’t get over Blake’s face when Jaune suggests they steal an airship

It’s just

“JAUNE ARC IF I END UP IN AN ATLESIAN PRISON BECAUSE OF YOU I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH”

#I WISH I COULD LAUGH BUT MY FUCKING TEETH ARE GONE #I HATE BEING IN PAIN #THIS IS LEGIT FUNNY THOUGH HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN HER PULL THIS FACE

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Canada Dry....cures all

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

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That dramatic housewives zoom tho

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To be completely honest I was terrified of going into high school because all of the misleading psas i watched up until eighth grade, and I swear to god I thought I would somehow get my hands on drugs and become an addict or something. I was so paranoid I literally swore an oath to never do drugs cause I was that scared. Now, flashforward to the end of ninth grade, I was going to the bathroom because I felt like I was gonna puke, and two girls who were probably seniors passed me in the hallway asked me if I wanted a cigarette, I said no thanks, I felt like I was gonna puke and they just nodded and held the door open for me and left. At the beginning of tenth grade, a classmate of mine brought a bunch of joints to class and started handing them out (seriously, my fist period class was so fucking weird), now this guy sees me staring at the bag of joints and asks if I wanted one, I laughed out loud and told him my mom would beat my ass if she even thought I smoked a joint, the dude nods in agreement and moves on. The last day before Christmas break (still in grade ten), I headed over to the mall to get some candy, and as I got to the crosswalk an older looking man approaches me and asks if I have any cigarettes, I said no and the man laughed a bit, before he looked at me dead seriously and told me to never start. I spent the rest of the day pondering if I had met god. Last school year, a girl randomly sat down with my friends and I one day and whipped out a massive e-cigarette and takes a drag, we were all staring her and she was like, do you guys want some? We all just kind of shook our heads and the girl shrugged and said alright and left.

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

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ksjoiadji;friuepshhghfrue. Yeah. At first I didn’t believe it but then I remembered that neither of my fucking feet are toughing the floor as I am sitting in an office chair right now, and yesterday I fucking draped myself over the sofa like a goddamn muse for Michelangelo or some shit just to watch the news.

How to tell if someone is gay

1. skskskkssksks

2. djsjdajasjjdsjdsdfdjfjdsf

3. nfejfibsifjkcbshabfaswdkffebf

4. can’t sit in chairs

#and whenever I sit down to eat at my place at the table #I FUCKING SIT CROSSLEGGED ON MY CHAIR #EVERY SINGLE TIME

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things that are cried out in overwatch teamchat with a panicked urgency that is nonsense in any other context

- “HE WASTED HAMMER” - “BABY DVA BABY DVA BABY DVA” - “THEY DROPPED THE BEAT” - “MONKEY ON MY ASS” - “let’s wombo combo” - “SHE’S AT ONE SHE’S AT ONE JUST BLOW ON HER PLEASE” - “I’m asleep” - “it’s fine just die on point” - “I ATE IT I ATE IT” followed by maniacal laughter

#let's wombo combo #I'm asleep #i ate it i ate it #tag urself

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well since it’s my first post i had to start w/ a 20 minute sketch yessssssssssssss

inspired by https://twitter.com/atomicookson/status/916994290936635393