canadianlucifer

[canadianlucifer]

*posts half a new chapter like I didn't not touch this fic for two months* hi how're y'all doing?

#yellow roses fic

[canadianlucifer]

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#Calling 3 a normal amount?? How often do you do laundry??? #I haven't got a clue how many pants I have but I know it's way more than 6 #And leggings do not rip that often unless they're cheap garbage

[canadianlucifer]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[canadianlucifer]

Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#Shuake please they're so close! #Vote for the doomed yaoi!

[canadianlucifer]

I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

[canadianlucifer]

my dad is 60 this year and an a tokyo ghoul fan i genuinely think he might be the oldest tokyo ghoul fan…?

#Prev agreed get him on Tumblr I wanna hear his thoughts on it

[canadianlucifer]

#not a man but home depot is very fun #the lights section is pretty and i love getting lost amongst all the wood #oh and i like the little setups they have to show off appliances and wall tiles and mirrors and stuff #...i never considered it but i should go to home depot for fun sometimes

[canadianlucifer]

I'm curious what a ghoul funeral looks like, do they have strippers?

Masterpost

#tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #itsuke marude #koutarou amon #hideyoshi nagachika #uta tokyo ghoul

[canadianlucifer]

was there overlap between kaneki's mom being alive and kaneki knowing hide? would it be conceivable to say no, hide never knew kaneki's mom?

#iirc they met when they were 8 or so and Kaneki's mom died when he was 10 #I'm pretty sure there was also a scene where Hide says he changed after his mom died #So there was some overlap but I think it's still likely they never met #I doubt kaneki would've been allowed to have friends over

[canadianlucifer]

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

[canadianlucifer]

how would yall feel if i came back in the next few weeks and dropped a chapter or two of Tokyo? would yall read it or have you forgotten??

#Listen. It could be 2052 and I would absolutely continue reading if you dropped a new chapter #It will never be too late to update a fic

[canadianlucifer]

Recovering after a battle in a shady motel and passing out after tending to each other's wounds <33

#I just love them so so much <33 #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #akira mado #koutarou amon #seidou takizawa #seiakimon #seiakiramon #Luci's art tag

[canadianlucifer]

April 2024 Vocaloid Song Tournament

Round 3, Set 3, Match 2: Kasane Territory ~ Always Teto's Turn by ZUN vs. Pathological Facade by Ghost and Pals

Please listen to both songs before casting your vote! And please reblog for a bigger sample size!

#aw man this is so unfair lol #a classic vs a very recent bop #voted for pathological facade for the gifted kid growing up to realize they're actually average but put themselves on a pedestal now vibes #but i know kasane territory sweeps any day

[canadianlucifer]

#yeah i'd say so

[canadianlucifer]

#My last name gets misspelled often and I find it very funny to see what new spelling someone has come up with

[canadianlucifer]

hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.

#Oh so THAT'S why the site has been running like shit! Lovely.

[canadianlucifer]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

#yeah that's how i feel immediately after getting home from an overnight shift #getting in the car at 6 am? doing great! perfectly awake and happy! could go for some tims #getting home at nearly 7? an entirely new plane of existence. a new type of sleepy that can only be described with the picture above.